#1
And there's no toilet paper and I'm broke.

What do I do?

Edit: Problem solved. I just took a **** and got in the shower and rinsed out my asscrack.

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
And I mean that in the best possible way.
Last edited by SilenceIsGolden at Feb 26, 2008,
#2
And you people say humans can't survive in the wild anymore...

*reported*
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#6
You haven't mastered the three sea shells yet?[/QUOT

is it sad that I got this reference?
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#7
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And you people say humans can't survive in the wild anymore...

*reported*


You really wana be a mod eh?

Use a leaf TS
quick
run like the wind
#8
use your hand???
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#10
go to a mcdonalds?
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#11
Kleenex?
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So imagine life in a Vault-Tec Vault. Not just a future.
A brighter future... underground.

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#12
As I see it, you have 3 options.

1. Go to the nearest public ****ter and nick a roll from there.
2. Use newspaper.
3. Hire a hooker to lick it clean.*

Edit: *and run away when she asks for moneys
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True that. True that.
Methinks you pwned the thread dude.

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#14
Quote by bendystraw
You haven't mastered the three sea shells yet?[/QUOT

is it sad that I got this reference?

i would hope not. i would look pathetic. demolition man anyone? it had the guy who played rocky and rambo in it.
#15
Use newspaper. And don't post a thread about, n00b.

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i would hope not. i would look pathetic. demolition man anyone? it had the guy who played rocky and rambo in it.


Sylvester Stallone?
#16
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You haven't mastered the three sea shells yet?

Excellent
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#17
Quote by bendystraw
You haven't mastered the three sea shells yet?


I got that aswell lol That swearing bit is hilarious

and TS you're pretty much f**ked




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#19
go to you're friend's act like you're all inerested in what's goin' on, take an EPIC dump (make sure it smells), don't turn on the fan, don't spray anything, leave the door open after you're done, "forget" to flush. and JUST LEAVE, then when you get home chill, if he calls you make note of his reaction and TELL US
#20
I found myself in this situation, late one night outside the library when I was hammered.

Step 1) Take off one of your socks
Step 2) Take a dump in a hedge
Step 3) Use recently-removed sock and wipe ring
Step 4) Turn sock inside out
Step 5) Put sock and shoes back on
Step 6) Throw your coat over your shoulder
Step 7) Walk off, whistling into the rising sun
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#23
Problem solved. I just took a **** and got in the shower and rinsed out my asscrack.

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
And I mean that in the best possible way.
#24
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Use your socks and throw them away after.
You can always buy more.

you didn't read the post
he said he's broke
#25
Quote by SilenceIsGolden
Problem solved. I just took a **** and got in the shower and rinsed out my asscrack.

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

*facepalm*

You just love the attention don't you?
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#26
Quote by SilenceIsGolden
Problem solved. I just took a **** and got in the shower and rinsed out my asscrack.

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

When I read that, I skipped "and got" for some reason.
Did you know the odds of a Vault-Tec shelter failing are 1,763,497 to 1?

So imagine life in a Vault-Tec Vault. Not just a future.
A brighter future... underground.

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
#27
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*facepalm*

You just love the attention don't you?


No, not really. It makes me nervous.
And I mean that in the best possible way.
#28
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When I read that, I skipped "and got" for some reason.

Me too, i was like....."huh, he's gunna clog his drain "
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#29
i would have used my dog. He would be more then happy to lick it off, they speong most the day licking their own anyways.
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That made absoulutely no sense how do you tie your shoes in little nazi's?
#30
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You haven't mastered the three sea shells yet?



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