#3
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Forget about her, she seems complicated. Who wants a girl who answers in riddles? I'm not the fucking sfinx.

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Woah, woah. Back the hell up.

Polo shirt?

Sunglasses?

Of course he got all the girls, he's Rick Astley.
#9
"Clean the poopie from your wieners, and Jesus will be returned unharmed."

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#10
that lady talked like she actually thought it was a real crime.
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#11
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It's her own fault for not cleaning up after her dogs.


youre right, it was bound to happen
#12
And i thought we were just getting spamed again. Im not sure whos dumber thought, the person who wrote that note or the stupid lady whos making a scene about it.

The award goes to:
Channel 13 WZZM of Grand Rapids Michigan!!!!!!

And i thought news was slow in my town...
#15
"and she says she wont press charges if Jesus isnt harmed"
thats pure gold
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why mankind is.

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#16
She says "she won't press charges" as if she has any leverage in the situation at all. She is definately guilty, I don't think I've ever hated someone as much as I hate her.
#17
Lmao I love the way the old lady makes it so dramatic
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#19
hahahahaha
I've had Alzheimer's Disease for as long as I can remember.

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#21
The fact that this is on the news baffles me.

Here, I thought it was going to be about the after product of anal sex.
time machine. Inadvertently, I had created a
#22
Never did find out what happened to Jesus huh. Lame.

If i had Jesus just laying around in my yard I wouldnt be leaving him out there, Old hag had him laying in the snow, he could have froze or something.

i would have put him on the shelf in my living room, or perhaps on a plaque with some nails.

Opps.
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oh man, seems as though i totally forgot about anal


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That made absoulutely no sense how do you tie your shoes in little nazi's?