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Forget about her, she seems complicated. Who wants a girl who answers in riddles? I'm not the fucking sfinx.

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Woah, woah. Back the hell up.

Polo shirt?


Of course he got all the girls, he's Rick Astley.
"Clean the poopie from your wieners, and Jesus will be returned unharmed."

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that lady talked like she actually thought it was a real crime.
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It's her own fault for not cleaning up after her dogs.

youre right, it was bound to happen
And i thought we were just getting spamed again. Im not sure whos dumber thought, the person who wrote that note or the stupid lady whos making a scene about it.

The award goes to:
Channel 13 WZZM of Grand Rapids Michigan!!!!!!

And i thought news was slow in my town...
"and she says she wont press charges if Jesus isnt harmed"
thats pure gold
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why mankind is.

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She says "she won't press charges" as if she has any leverage in the situation at all. She is definately guilty, I don't think I've ever hated someone as much as I hate her.
Lmao I love the way the old lady makes it so dramatic

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Pleasure2kill, you are a genius!
The fact that this is on the news baffles me.

Here, I thought it was going to be about the after product of anal sex.
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Never did find out what happened to Jesus huh. Lame.

If i had Jesus just laying around in my yard I wouldnt be leaving him out there, Old hag had him laying in the snow, he could have froze or something.

i would have put him on the shelf in my living room, or perhaps on a plaque with some nails.

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oh man, seems as though i totally forgot about anal

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That made absoulutely no sense how do you tie your shoes in little nazi's?