#1
name says it all.
post a question if you want, or try to answer some others.
i got 2

1: how do girls pee with dresses on?
2: why is the pear banned?
#2
1. What...?
2. It sure would come handy in answering question #1

My question:

Why are so many people narrowminded idiots?
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#3
Quote by treehunter77
name says it all.
post a question if you want, or try to answer some others.
i got 2

1: how do girls pee with dresses on?
2: why is the pear banned?



1. With your face.
2. See #1

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1. What...?
2. It sure would come handy in answering question #1

My question:

Why are so many people narrowminded idiots?


It's UG, greatness doesn't come with the profile
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#4
Quote by treehunter77
name says it all.
post a question if you want, or try to answer some others.
i got 2

1: how do girls pee with dresses on?
2: why is the pear banned?


1. *insert pear here*
2. because of so many moments like question #1
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#8
I got a Question: Has anyone even listened to early dragonforce instead of just bashing them because of guitar hero?
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#10
Quote by oneblackened
I got a Question: Has anyone even listened to early dragonforce instead of just bashing them because of guitar hero?

Yes, and I still don't like them.

Question: Why does Dragonforce suck so much?
#11
Quote by oneblackened
I got a Question: Has anyone even listened to early dragonforce instead of just bashing them because of guitar hero?



yes i've been a fan for years before guitar hero 1 even came out. still love them they put on a great show live
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#12
Quote by oneblackened
I got a Question: Has anyone even listened to early dragonforce instead of just bashing them because of guitar hero?


No, of course not.

All great bands got started by having their songs on Guitar Hero. I thought everyone knew that.
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#13
name says it all.


1: how do girls pee with dresses on?
QUOTE]


they lift up th dress very awkwardly and pee squatting you dolt.

use some friggin common sense
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#14
what is the answer to the ultimate question of life the universe and everything?
#15
Quote by oneblackened
I got a Question: Has anyone even listened to early dragonforce instead of just bashing them because of guitar hero?


I actually have the Inhuman Rampage album. I seriously think it is the one album i regret buying.
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#16
Quote by bendystraw
what is the answer to the ultimate question of life the universe and everything?
42, silly.

How long will this thread last? :\
#17
Quote by Metal-X
No, of course not.

All great bands got started by having their songs on Guitar Hero. I thought everyone knew that.

no.

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I actually have the Inhuman Rampage album. I seriously think it is the one album i regret buying.

Notice I said EARLY Dragonforce (Valley of the Damned, much better than IHR, as is Sonic Firestorm).
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You CAN play anything with anything....but some guitars sound right for some things, and not for others. Single coils sound retarded for metal, though those who are apeshit about harpsichord probably beg to differ.
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#19
Quote by oneblackened
I got a Question: Has anyone even listened to early dragonforce instead of just bashing them because of guitar hero?


I did. The TTFAF nerds are ruining it for me though.

Question: Why can't people talk about music without becoming elitist pricks?
#21
Quote by oneblackened
I got a Question: Has anyone even listened to early dragonforce instead of just bashing them because of guitar hero?

Hell yea, I have been listning to them since they were called Dragonheart (around 1999)
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#22
who is the judge of morals? who is to say that i have bad morals? maybe i think by my standards i have great morals?
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fourteen?
For Christ sake she probably couldn't get to the center of a Tootsie Pop let alone suck your **** properly. Just get someone your own age you tosser.
#23
Where can I go about purchasing that glue that automobile manufacturers use to attach rear view mirrors? That **** is strong.
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#24
Quote by led/head
who is the judge of morals? who is to say that i have bad morals? maybe i think by my standards i have great morals?


I am.

Once again, I did.

Well you think wrong good sir. Maybe your bad morals corrupt your view of what defines right and wrong as far as morals go. You have skewed your own definition of morals, and therefor, you lose.


If you would like to challenge this ruling, then you must beat me in a suicide contest. You first.

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At the store.
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#25
Quote by led/head
who is the judge of morals? who is to say that i have bad morals? maybe i think by my standards i have great morals?

You have amazing morals. They are so amazing that most people can't tell that they are amazing.
#27
Quote by mrwaffles
You have amazing morals. They are so amazing that most people can't tell that they are amazing.

LIES! LIES! ALL LIES!!!
edit: and to metal x, you probably are right
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fourteen?
For Christ sake she probably couldn't get to the center of a Tootsie Pop let alone suck your **** properly. Just get someone your own age you tosser.
#28
Quote by treehunter77
1: how do girls pee with dresses on?

With their vajayjays of course.
#29
Quote by bigtimmy
yes i've been a fan for years before guitar hero 1 even came out. still love them they put on a great show live

Why can't this guy tell that Dragonforce sucks live because they're always wasted?
#30
Quote by led/head
LIES! LIES! ALL LIES!!!
edit: and to metal x, you probably are right

FINE! SORRY FOR BEING NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


#31
Quote by mrwaffles
FINE! SORRY FOR BEING NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



tis okay probably dont have good morals though
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fourteen?
For Christ sake she probably couldn't get to the center of a Tootsie Pop let alone suck your **** properly. Just get someone your own age you tosser.
#32
Quote by InvaderTSN
I did. The TTFAF nerds are ruining it for me though.

Question: Why can't people talk about music without becoming elitist pricks?

I don't know the answer to that... really. It's a matter of people thinking they're better than others.

Quote by Ironbodom
Hell yea, I have been listning to them since they were called Dragonheart (around 1999)

Wow... I hadn't even heard of them until like last year (and no, it wasn't from guitar hero).
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You CAN play anything with anything....but some guitars sound right for some things, and not for others. Single coils sound retarded for metal, though those who are apeshit about harpsichord probably beg to differ.
Last edited by oneblackened at Feb 26, 2008,
#33
Quote by bendystraw
what is the answer to the ultimate question of life the universe and everything?

42
#36
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I have a question!

Why are some people so ignorant and stupid?


Because their parents didn't beat them enough.
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#37
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Why can't this guy tell that Dragonforce sucks live because they're always wasted?



Im guessing that he's wasted too.
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