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#1
Lets just say me and my gf did that nasty, and though we used a condom, shes still showing two tell tale signs of pregnancy. Morning sickness, and tenderness of the breasts. However, heres the wild card. She suffers chronic fatigue, and often gets morning sickness if she doesnt eat (which she didnt the night of), which just leasts the breasts.

So what do I do?

And please no icey hot, lol wut, etc. This is a life changing thing.

Note that pregnancy tests do not work for a week or two AFTER the child is conceived.
Last edited by zeppelinfreak51 at Feb 26, 2008,
#4
If she misses one or two periods then I'd say she is....
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#6
Wait it out, and if you don't want a child, then that sucks.
Home pregnancy test?
#8
No one has said Icy Hot or Barrel Roll in quite some time now, quit bringing it up.

Though, I think that since it's been long enough, I should be able to use them tastefully again.
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Lols, they dont work for a few more days anyways.

The tests that is.
Wait until they do.
#10
wait...someone in the pit got laid?....

i really really think you just wanted someone to say something...i mean, how freakin' obvious can a home pregnancy test be?...seriously...
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#12
How would that make YOU pregnant?

I didn't think the majority of males had a uterus.

But seriously, pregnancy test.
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I'm sure you don't want to hear this but if she is pregnant and you used our friend rubber johnny then maybe she cheated
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No one has said Icy Hot or Barrel Roll in quite some time now, quit bringing it up.

Though, I think that since it's been long enough, I should be able to use them tastefully again.

I miss see those replies. I usually get a giggle out of them.
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wait...someone in the pit got laid?....

i really really think you just wanted someone to say something...i mean, how freakin' obvious can a home pregnancy test be?...seriously...


yeah, i got laid

went through the same **** as OP

get a home preg test. they usually work after about a week

start getting worried if she misses her period
#20
Im surprised no one has suggested a falcon punch. A pregnancy test is probably the best way to tell. Thats why they make them.


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#21
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Im surprised no one has suggested a falcon punch. A pregnancy test is probably the best way to tell. Thats why they make them.

Long time no see, man. Glad you're back to posting!
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#22
Dude, try not to worry as of now. This has happened to me a few times, and I worried my tail off to find out everything was ok. Don't worry, yet.
#24
f*ck no you're not pregnant, you're a guy! guys don't get preggers dumbsh*t!
serially though, see if she misses her period, if so, you're pretty much f*cked.
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#25
Well if this is within a week then if you're within around 72 hours just get a day after pill (yes, I realize it says day after but apparently they can work up to 72 hours). If not...doctor.
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^lol. anyway... PREGNANCY TEST, DUH!!! and if for some ****ed up reason u can't get one... then... go get one!
#27
Well, if you're pregnant, you win Walt Disney's fortune.....$$$$$

In all seriousness, either buy a test or see a doctor. Pray she didn't get knocked up. If she is however, I smell a shotgun wedding....
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Well if this is within a week then if you're within around 72 hours just get a day after pill (yes, I realize it says day after but apparently they can work up to 72 hours). If not...doctor.


Were minors, the doctor cant prescribe one without a parents consent.
#29
Well, I have and idea, but, you know, you may think its stupid, because no one has said it, and its this new thing, i think its called, um, a


PREGNANCY TEST
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#30


Seriously, try a preg. test. You'll know for sure then.
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#31
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Do home abortions really work? IE falcon punch, hot cloths hanger, etc?
Are you really considering them?
#32
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Are you really considering them?

That's what I was wondering.
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Woah, woah. Back the hell up.

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Sunglasses?

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#34
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Were minors, the doctor cant prescribe one without a parents consent.


Well, if she is pregnant, they will find out anyways. Might as well get their consent.
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That's what I was wondering.
I'm a little disturbed by the possibility that he is, honestly. Surely to God, there is a better solution than this:

#38
Throw her down the stairs
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#39
did you remember to double up on condoms?
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#40
she wouldnt get morning sickness til about 4 weeks after being pregnant i think. at the earliest. Tender breasts is usually a sign that she is about to start her period. Trust me, your fine. My girlfriend has scared the **** out of me like this plenty of times.
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