#2
Kramer: "You know, Jerry, I always thought you'd look great with Elaine."

Jerry: "I looked even better inside of her."

Kramer: "AHHHHHH!"
WHY IS EVERYONE IN THE PIT A FUCKING METALCORE KID
#6
Kramer "I can change shirts instantly"
Jerry "Prove it"
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#7
Kramer "So you're saying there was an inquisitive pear?"
Seinfeld "Yeah! I swear to God!"
#8


Yay mine sucks
^This post was probably sarcastic

GO LEAFS GO

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#9
hey guys photoshop your quotes into the actual pics to make uber lulz plz
#10
Quote by Jimmyyoung
Kramer "I can change shirts instantly"
Jerry "Prove it"

lol
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Oh ****, I just found out I got pwned by Joey! Damn...

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GASPPPP! another one pwned by joey!

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Lulz Joey Is Teh Ownage I Want His Penus
#11
Kramer: Check out that piercing Jerry! It's real Aztec gold!

Jerry: Actually Kramer, the Aztec's gold was completely squandered and obliterated when Spaniards invaded their civilization.

Kramer: AHHHHHHH!!!
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haha You pwned an entire website....i bow down...

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Last edited by Brandon860 at Feb 27, 2008,
#13
Quote by Brandon860
Kramer: Check out that piercing Jerry! It's real Aztec gold!

Jerry: Actually Kramer, the Aztec's gold was completely squandered and obliterated when Spanards invaded their civilization.

Kramer: AHHHHHHH!!!


That is humorous, but I don't fully understand
^This post was probably sarcastic

GO LEAFS GO

Chief Executive Officer of Music Games of THE ULTIMATE-GUITAR GAMING FORCE
#14
what's the episode where kramer decides to turn his apartment into like steps??? i wanna watch it now
#17
Sorry, but im pulling some race cards. Im not racist, Kramer is...







Damn, thats suppose to be a were not where, my bad.
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oh man, seems as though i totally forgot about anal


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That made absoulutely no sense how do you tie your shoes in little nazi's?
#19
Quote by culkid
^ lol.. but last one WTF?


Jerry's Jewish. concentration camp. yeah.
#20
Quote by cinder39
Jerry's Jewish. concentration camp. yeah.


Thanks for covering for me, lol, i thought it was pretty self explanitory but i guess not.
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oh man, seems as though i totally forgot about anal


Quote by visa
That made absoulutely no sense how do you tie your shoes in little nazi's?
#21
Quote by AtThisVelocity
Thanks for covering for me, lol, i thought it was pretty self explanitory but i guess not.


Yeah, it's the rare convergence of both a bad joke and a derogatory joke.
I <3 bangoodcharlotte

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one time i let my cat has cheezburger. i thought it was pretty funny.
#22
no i understood it. i just didnt know what it said cuz of the horrible grammar
#23
Quote by Mongoose87
Yeah, it's the rare convergence of both a bad joke and a derogatory joke.



Thanks for covering for me...douche
Quote by pmeg568c
oh man, seems as though i totally forgot about anal


Quote by visa
That made absoulutely no sense how do you tie your shoes in little nazi's?
#24
Quote by culkid
no i understood it. i just didnt know what it said cuz of the horrible grammar


Yeah sorry about the grammar, I didnt read them before i posted, trying to work with paint always pisses me off.

So i apologize for the Grammar Fo-par
Quote by pmeg568c
oh man, seems as though i totally forgot about anal


Quote by visa
That made absoulutely no sense how do you tie your shoes in little nazi's?
#25
Got bored so i fixed it.

Tried to make you guys laugh and all you do is complain. gosh lol
Quote by pmeg568c
oh man, seems as though i totally forgot about anal


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That made absoulutely no sense how do you tie your shoes in little nazi's?
Last edited by AtThisVelocity at Feb 27, 2008,
#26
to ridder, the steps episode is somewhere in season 2, i just watched it recently, but sorry i cant tell you the exact episode..
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That could be the single most logical, helpful response ive ever gotten from UG.
Thank you very much.

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wow. i don't give these out much, but...an e-cookie to GruntFuttock for being an EPIC good friend and a genius beside. bravo.
#27
Kramer: I think we're awesome together, best of friends you know?
Jerry: *quietly* I raped you last night.

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#28
Kramer: Hey Jerry, wanna go get some soup?

Jerry: NO SOUP FOR YOU, ONE YEAR!

Kramer: AHHHHHHH!
#29
Quote by Mongoose87
Yeah, it's the rare convergence of both a bad joke and a derogatory joke.



Bad derogatory jokes are about as rare as air.
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