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#1
So basically i was walking into school and i fell over in front of loads of hot girls and they laughed at me.

I really like one of them. Id rather have all 4 at the same time though(I am a guy, haha)


Help me UG'ers how do i get rid of embarrassment.

Thanks.

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I like John Petrucci

He plays in Dream Theater.

He kills people.
#3
Uh...Stop caring?
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#4
You can't. Those girls are going to remember it for the rest of their lives. They're probably on Myspace talking about it now, and talking to Spielberg about making the movie.
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#5
Punch them in the tits for laughing at you.
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#6
theres nothing u can do, u have to live with that moment for the rest of your life

i know how u feel, i did the same thing, but i antecedently kneed myself in the face doin high jump (athletics), and had a massive nose bleed
#7
Why don't you ask the one you like out? If she says no because you fell over in front of her then she's not the girl for you.
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#8
Quote by Jack Off Jill
You can't. Those girls are going to remember it for the rest of their lives. They're probably on Myspace talking about it now, and talking to Spielberg about making the movie.



haha!
i hope there is a movie, i'd be rich

then i could buy corey beaulieu's signature dean!

get in!

im so ****ing bored at school in my frees lol.

if youknow ibikinz, he's here too

he takes it up the ass
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Quote by sock_demon
I like John Petrucci

He plays in Dream Theater.

He kills people.
#10
If you realize that people succumb to gravity a lot... you start to feel better. And that it shall come full circle and they will one day fall. Take solace in that, if you maybe don't like one of them, they could fall off a huge cliff.
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#11
should i just rape all of them?!

haha

ibikinz is tryna kiss me!!!!!!


help!!!!!!!!!!!
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Quote by sock_demon
I like John Petrucci

He plays in Dream Theater.

He kills people.
#12
tell the one u like "its kinda funny how i fell for u huh?"

she'll think of u acctually falling but then u say no i mean i like u and then she'll blush, get wet and give u a bj
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#13
JERK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


(envision falling on top of those four girls, naked, on a bed made of soft, big, boobs! Insert here insert there, you got about 12 holes that you can have fun with! or 45 if your really nasty! Jerk it to that fantasy my friend, and next time you run into these girls, give them the look, yes THE LOOK! They'll know what its time for...)
anybody wanna put anything here just let me know
#14
You're going to need a goat and some super glue..
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#15
Quote by Rockmania
haha!
i hope there is a movie, i'd be rich

then i could buy corey beaulieu's signature dean!

get in!

im so ****ing bored at school in my frees lol.

if youknow ibikinz, he's here too

he takes it up the ass


Stop being a troll. Grow some balls.

Basically, stop being 14.
#16
Quote by Jack Off Jill
You can't. Those girls are going to remember it for the rest of their lives. They're probably on Myspace talking about it now, and talking to Spielberg about making the movie.

that reminded me of the 'barf' conversation between wayne and garth in waynes world
#17
i just do a somersault when i fall to make it like i done it on purpose to make people laugh and i never get embarrassed anymore lol so you could try that i guess.
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#18
1. Go up to them and say hi
2. Rape them all
3. If they get pregnant, FALCON PUNCH!
4. ???
5. Profit!
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#19
purrrrfect conversation starter. wow them with some guitar licks and ull hav her in the palm of your hand.

act cool and drink lots gin and champane.
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#20
Quote by webbtje
Stop being a troll. Grow some balls.

Basically, stop being 14.



haha, dude im 17, im sure my balls are much bigger than yours

i'll show you if you want!
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Quote by sock_demon
I like John Petrucci

He plays in Dream Theater.

He kills people.
#21
Oh noes! I falls over infont of da hot chikz in mah skewl and day laff how do I make up 4 fallin over lol help this pathetic womanizer out OOOH GEEE
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#22
Quote by Rocker_69
Oh noes! I falls over infont of da hot chikz in mah skewl and day laff how do I make up 4 fallin over lol help this pathetic womanizer out OOOH GEEE



fall over, but when you do, shove your fingers in their hole(front or back, depending on what you prefer ;])
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Quote by sock_demon
I like John Petrucci

He plays in Dream Theater.

He kills people.
#23
Quote by musicfreak003
1. Go up to them and say hi
2. Rape them all
3. If they get pregnant, FALCON PUNCH!
4. ???
5. Profit!


hahahahahaha!

this made me "lmao"

gotta love those south park gnomes xD

n yeah girls have a tedency to remember EVRYTHING when it comes to us. :S
#24
Youre the only one embarrassing yourself. If you just got up, shook it off and laughed it wouldve been okay. You shouldnt even bother making a thread here.


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#25
I tripped over my chair today talking to some girl im trying to hook up with.

You just have to brush it off and keep on truckin.
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#26
Quote by нαиd of вlood
Youre the only one embarrassing yourself. If you just got up, shook it off and laughed it wouldve been okay. You shouldnt even bother making a thread here.



dude, im at skool, im so freakin bored LOL!

guess who just walked into the common room haha!

those 4 girls!

shall i go talk to them?
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Quote by sock_demon
I like John Petrucci

He plays in Dream Theater.

He kills people.
#27
Quote by Nelsean
I tripped over my pair today talking to some girl im trying to hook up with.

You just have to brush it off and keep on ****in'.



fixed
#28
^ Thank you good sir. :p
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by people who have kept on


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#29
Quote by societies_worm
(envision falling on top of those four girls, naked, on a bed made of soft, big, boobs! Insert here insert there, you got about 12 holes that you can have fun with! or 45 if your really nasty! Jerk it to that fantasy my friend, and next time you run into these girls, give them the look, yes THE LOOK! They'll know what its time for...)


What a legend!

What a fucking LEGEND!
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**** burzum XD

there i said it...kinda

edit: i do realise they are not here...so i kinda didnt say it...




fail
#31
Hot girls enjoying themselves? Well it's not all bad is it... At least you provided some entertainment!
#32
they could be laughing with you
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#33
Quote by Rockmania
dude, im at skool, im so freakin bored LOL!

guess who just walked into the common room haha!

those 4 girls!

shall i go talk to them?


OK, you might be 17, but you sound like you're 7.
#34
Quote by Rockmania
fall over, but when you do, shove your fingers in their hole(front or back, depending on what you prefer ;])


Alrighty, i'll get right on that.

Before you talk to those girls, learn a thing called respect first, kid.
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#35
Quote by webbtje
OK, you might be 17, but you sound like you're 7.



my mum's 7
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Quote by sock_demon
I like John Petrucci

He plays in Dream Theater.

He kills people.
#37
Quote by slann101
not physicaly possible...

...your awfully daft for a 17 year old....

All the seventeen year olds I know are like that.
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Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#39
Quote by slann101
i take it i am excluded from that

You are the basis of that.

Just playin' slann101, you know I love you.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
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