#1
im seriously considering shaving my pubes off :/

they serve no purpose!

but apparently they grow back really itchy

would you shave or keep?

haha, before you say it, i know this is a stupid post, but im bored
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#2
i hate shaving my nuts, its nerve racking.

A mans gotta do what hes gotta do though right?
#3
The thought has crossed my mind a few times, just to see what it would be like but I don't think I could ever be bothered to actually do it.
#4
Trim. Shaving looks stupid if you have hairy legs.
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#5
DON'T DO IT.

I did, it'll just itch like hell for about 3 days. Just trim them to a reasonable length, bit shaving them off completely is a bad idea.
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Trim. Shaving looks stupid if you have hairy legs.


this about covers it.
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#8
ive shaved them before, it was nice, kinda cool not having hair

ne way when it grows back it itches like hell, id only reccomend it if you wish to keep them off long term, and have a way to keep them off (GOOD razors/buzzer)
#9
I keep mine trimmed, only time it ever itched is when I first done it. It was hell, but now I don't ever feel it.
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#10
Hey Al.

glad to see you are becomming a Pit Monkey.

Basically you are right!?

but the purpose of pubes are to reduces friction whilst doing it.

the way to trim them off is to trim them first really short.

Then you shave them off.

it looks better trust.
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#12
ive given myself a FULL shave before, and i mean full, balls included.
it itches like a bitch, i wouldnt recommend, but if its waaaay too hairy then trimming might be a plan
#13
They cool your balls in the summer and warm your swarm in the winter.

Removing them isn't the best idea imho.
#14
ive heard it itches like hell.

IMO be a man, were supposed to be hairy...embrace it :P
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ive heard it itches like hell.

IMO be a man, were supposed to be hairy...embrace it :P


That is my opinion too.
#16
Why though?
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#17
k so pubes might actually serve a purpose, can anyone tell me what function a beard/facial hair serves?

i was actually wondering this the other day
#18
The wimminz tend to prefer it when you trim. Trust me, it itches the first time but it's worth it in the long run.
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#19
Eh.. Wtf XD strange this to ask :P

I agree with jackolas and screwup30
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k so pubes might actually serve a purpose, can anyone tell me what function a beard/facial hair serves?

i was actually wondering this the other day



The point of growing a beard is too look like Kerry King if you have no hair on the top you have to have some sort of hair somewhere?no?
yes?maybe?
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k so pubes might actually serve a purpose, can anyone tell me what function a beard/facial hair serves?

i was actually wondering this the other day


to keep your face warm? In centuries past gentlemen grew beards during the winter for added warmth, it was quite fashionable apparently.
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#22
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Trim. Shaving looks stupid if you have hairy legs.



dude! this made me LOL!

hahaha!

it's so true, thanks man.

i've trimmed so short it was practically shaved :/ did itch like hell lol.


i might do the matt heafy and shave EVERYWHERE! lol


another thing..WTF is the point of a hairy ass hole?!?!?!

specially after sports, itchy little ****er

LOL!
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#23
A friend of mine BURNT his off, while drunk or stoned, can't remember which, but anyway, he was really itchy afterwards, it looked so funny!! Personally, I would keep. Just to avoid itchiness related embarrassment.
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A friend of mine BURNT his off, while drunk or stoned, can't remember which, but anyway, he was really itchy afterwards, it looked so funny!! Personally, I would keep. Just to avoid itchiness related embarrassment.


So you took a look at his crispy balls afterwards?
#25
Itches like hell!!!!!

did it yesterday for the first time :/ let it grow
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So you took a look at his crispy balls afterwards?


No, he was telling me how it happened one day, and he just kept scratching the itch... T'was hilarious
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#29
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A friend of mine BURNT his off, while drunk or stoned, can't remember which, but anyway, he was really itchy afterwards, it looked so funny!! Personally, I would keep. Just to avoid itchiness related embarrassment.



ouch
ive done that before
#30
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dude! this made me LOL!

hahaha!

it's so true, thanks man.

i've trimmed so short it was practically shaved :/ did itch like hell lol.

another thing..WTF is the point of a hairy ass hole?!?!?!

specially after sports, itchy little ****er

LOL!


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This story has been around for ages but it serves as a reminder why we should leave the forest of flatulence alone:

I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to all though tasteless, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble pooping. No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique.
It seems my ss-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling.

Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with somepaper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold. I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey, this is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.

I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occasionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn babe. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.

Little did I know. I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I
thought, it would dry. Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic poop -molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky poop/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there
and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm. Unfortunately, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally
reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks.

As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering poop/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own poop blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks." Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks.

Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil. As if that wasn't
enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad.

Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.

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#31
they serve no purpose? try having sex with no pubes then tell me they have no purpose
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#33
I trimmed them once (pretty short). I wouldn't do it again, unless a girl asked me to and promised to do something in return, but girls don't seem to care that much.
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#35
****, **** shaving my asshair lol
thanks man
loads of people get the back, sack and crack though

gotta give them credit i suppose.
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to keep your face warm? In centuries past gentlemen grew beards during the winter for added warmth, it was quite fashionable apparently.


Chuck Norris doesn't need a reason lol

I went completely bald once just to see what it was like and i could just about bear the itching but it went away after a few days, but i recommend just trimming it short ( your pubes not your beard)