#1
Is there anyway to have facial hair grow faster? If so, could you please post? Because I want some badass muttonchops.
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#2
no, you just aren't a man
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#3
Another facial hair thread?

Jesus Christ.

Shaving it does NOT make it grow back thicker.
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#4
Eat lots of chilis.
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Shaving it does NOT make it grow back thicker.


*writes down on notepad*
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#6
Im 19 and my full beard is barely coming in still. I think it takes a while
#7
Inherent manliness is the only way. Sorry brotha, you aren't burly enough.
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#8
I know a way, but you're gonna need a flux capacitor.
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just wait
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#11
Overdose on testosterone supplements, that should give you beard, but you'll grow man breasts.
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#12
My grandad (rip) has the greatest saying ever regarding facial hair.

"Why cultivate on your face that which grows freely on your arse?"

Genius.
#13
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Another facial hair thread?

Jesus Christ.

Shaving it does NOT make it grow back thicker.


No but it will make it grow back FASTER
#14
it's your body's way of telling you you don't have the balls to grow something as badass as that. sucks but that's how it is...
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#15
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Another facial hair thread?

Jesus Christ.

Shaving it does NOT make it grow back thicker.


Doesn't it?
#16
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And a Delorean and some plutonium...
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#17
mine started in 9th grade. im in 11th and i can get a full beard in about 3 weeks, my sideburns take more time, and my mustache is pretty much at a standstill. i think it's all in your genes.
#18
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No but it will make it grow back FASTER


Not on my face.
My style is impetuous.
My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious.
I want your heart.
I want to eat your children.

-Mike Tyson
#21
think about sex more.it raises testosterone levels
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#22
Eat wheat-rich cereals. The wheat based compounds help stimulate the grow of hair. Theres been a lot of research into this, and its also these compounds which are used in a lot of 'anti-hair loss' products, although there is usually debate about whether or not these help as they're usually not taken in through food.


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#25
just wait for it to grow man, dependin on when you started puberty youll probably get it full around the age of 18
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#27
im 18. my dad says to me the other day:

"ha youre just like me. i didnt have to shave every day untill i was twenty three."

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#28
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shave your pubes and superglue them to your face. Looks just like a beard. trust me.



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#29
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Do you even have pubes to begin with?
#30
**** man, im 17 and what grows tame on some peoples face grows wild on my ass, i can shave at 6 before school and by noon have a 5 o clock shadow. lol i go through razors like an emo
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#31
Shave your pubes and glue them on your face... It's what the REAL men do


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#32
it takes a while, and some people's grows faster inherently. it has nothing to do with masculinity, just how sensitive your hair follicles are to testosterone. i know several guys who can grow a full beard in a week, but mine takes about two or three to be visible from any range but intimate contact. i also know a girl who has to shave every few months (she has really dark hair and really light skin).

sorry but you might just not be made for having a beard.

[quote="'Tommy[fin"]']*ponders* I'm blonde, will my facial hair eventually get darker than it is? Now it's the same colour as my hair (light blonde)
light or dark blonde? i'm fairly light, but my beard gets almost brown when it starts getting about a quarter inch long. no idea why.
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Shave your pubes and glue them on your face... It's what the REAL men do

fail. Check out my post a few above yours.
#34
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Do you even have pubes to begin with?


Not now.


*strokes epic sideburns*