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#1
I just thought it would be cool to start a random thread like this

You are aloud 5- 10 items in your army knife, and they can't be stupidly big etc

Try to be as realistic as possible

#2
ok then
1. ICE-CREAM SCOOP

done
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#3
1 Small knife
2 slightly bigger knife
3 mini saw
4 bigger knife
5 biggest knife
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#4
Guitar pick
A pencil
A lighter
Tic tac dispenser
Scissors
A knife? Maybe?

uhh six

MP3 player
Lock pick
A tooth pick
An ice cream scoop
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#5
1. Samuari sword
2. Gun, not too fussed what type
3. tin opener
4. too lazy to think of one
5. too lazy to think of one
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#6
1.swiss army knife
2.magic genie
3.hair comb
4.spoon
5.memory stick
6.plectrum
7.bag of chiskits
8.the lolwut pear
9.astrolobe
10.ziltoid the omniscient
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Try to be as realistic as possible

....nevermind
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#8
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ok then
1. ICE-CREAM SCOOP

done

win
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#12
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It'd be great to have an eBow in a Swiss knife


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#13
1.lightsabre better then knves lol
2.guitar
3.detachable guitar pick
4.lighter
5.ipod
6.laptop
7.jimi hendrix
cba
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#17
5 multi-purpose, varying shaped claws to each hand.


Actually, it's a glove, not a Swiss Army knife. But it would be about as effective.
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1.) chainsaw
2.) bodybag
3.) rusty old truck
4.) goalie mask
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#19
1. knife
2. Tesla death ray
3. Corkscrew
4. Herd of Cattle
5. another knife
6. lighter
8.Bottle opener
9.Bong
10. 15 pounds of good weed
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#21
1.Chainsaw
2. Pick
3. Hook (Captain Hook Style)
4. Caribena (sp?)
5. Gun?
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#24
oh and
6.) An ATM
7.) A brothel
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'98 Fender USA Deluxe Tele
'79 Greco Les Paul Standard
Airline Stratotone Crafter GAE8

A bunch of funky pedals

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#25
Switchblade
Butterfly Blades
Removable lighter
Pipe (bubbler)
NugBox/Grinder
MP3 player
Bottle Opener
Flask
Lock Picks
Flashlight

...Damn I want one of these now.
#27
1 Cup
2 Knife
3 Fork
4 Guitar pick
5 Guitar
6 Phone
7 Wireless internet
8 Another guitar
9 A third guitar
10 A swiss army knife (= 10 more options)
11 A pen
12 Another pen
13 Paper holder
14 A fourth pen
15 edit: a third pen
16 A fourth pen
17 A printer
18 Laser gun
19 Light sabre
20 A fourth guitar


Oh yeah, im set


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#28
a spoon
a fork
a bottle opener
a metal rod that serves no purpose, but if u press a button in, you will summon pedobear
a bottle opener
a guitar pick
a cupcake
an easy bake oven
a toothpick
a nail clipper


who says a knife has to be on a swiss army knife......
#29
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Knife
Fork
Spoon
?????
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alright

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#31
1. fleshlight
2. spoon
3. crayons
4. childrens dummy
5. toothbrush.
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#32
knife
flashlight
pick holder
screwdriver
lighter
lockpick
Ebow
wire cutter
and i´m set
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#33
1. MP3 player.
2. 2GB flash memory.
3. Can opener.
4. Fork.
5. Pick dispenser.
6. Pen.
7. Drum key.
8. Guitar tuner.
9. Spare top E string.
10. Maybe a knife?


#34
1. Spork
2. Tie clip
3. Horse

That'll do.
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#35
1) Big ass chords sheet
2) Name brand soda
3) Bass strings
4) PSP
5) Keyboard/synth
#38
1. Wyoming
2. Another Pocket Knife
3. The Swiss Army
4. Slurpee Machine
5. Lulz

This will be epic?
#39
1. Coke in a glass bottle (8oz of win)
2. Joint
3. Bottle opener
4. Lighter
5. guitar/bass string dispenser
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