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heres one for a director:

"Hey baby, turn off the lights, ill get the camera, and well both turn on the action"

dude, what about an actual solo in death metal instead of that poof from linkin park. Think of Pulse of the Maggots - Bed Of Razors


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"all right. mom's asleep."

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I have no opinion on this matter.
#5
I got one! "Hey baby, why don't you check my search bar? I'm sure you'll be very satisfied."
#6
so...
i herd u liek mudkipz
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"all fatties report to the gym!"


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music should only sound like a train running into a wall of BC riches plugged into line 6 spiders
#7
Quote by MyImmortal
I got one! "Hey baby, why don't you check my search bar? I'm sure you'll be very satisfied."


Reminds me of the old "Hey babe, wanna see my 3 inch search bar?"
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Gold/Silver/Crystal.

Simply because I could breed the pokemon, and act out my sick sexual fantasies between Dittos and Chanseys.


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She had sex..with my...AIDS?
#8
Quote by MyImmortal
I got one! "Hey baby, why don't you check my search bar? I'm sure you'll be very satisfied."

Search bar: when you have nothing original or witty to say.
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#10
Quote by Zugunruhe

Search bar: when you have nothing original or witty to say.

making cloned threads. 'nuff said.
#11
Quote by MyImmortal
I got one! "Hey baby, why don't you check my search bar? I'm sure you'll be very satisfied."

oh. my. god. STOP the godf*cking search bar jokes. NO ONE CARES and THE SEARCH BAR SUCKS.

/pissed off

anyway, i'm a big fan of "I love you".

yea yea...say what you want.
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#12
Quote by bendystraw
making cloned threads. 'nuff said.

two lames dont make a righteous.
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#13
To get back with an ex: I can't get over you, will you get under me?
ohai little sig.
#14
Quote by Zugunruhe
"all right. mom's asleep."




incest ftw!
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Noooooooooooo how could this be! he at all the chocolate in the box
Oh well, now the empty shell of what used to be chocolaty goodness can contain a tasty guitar circuit.


speaking of my homemade pedal
#17
"Do a barrel roll!"
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#18
Quote by Zugunruhe
two lames dont make a righteous.


but three lefts do!

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
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Quote by Zugunruhe
two lames dont make a righteous.

So what do three lames make?

Just kidding, that was pretty funny.
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