#1
Okay, parent interviews for my school tonight. My parents are the most wierd people you will EVER meet. I know most of you will think I am exaggerating greatly, but let's work under the assumption that my parents are ****ing wierdos who are out of date of the world 10 yrs and are crazy out of their bloody minds.

They want me to go to the parent interviews with them (we don't have do, the school said) but they believe that it's good for me to attend. How do I get out of this? Please be serious people.
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#2
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#4
I have homework....Duh
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#5
Say you've got a rare flesh eating virus that will infect everyone if you're made to go.
#6
Be sick? Have a project due the next day? Just go? You shouldn't be ashamed of your parents. Why do you care if your teachers think your parents are weird? It's not like they'll make fun of you, and if they do, they should get fired.
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#7
Tell them you're sick or that you have a massive test tomorrow that you have to study for.
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Okay one of the wierd things that they can do is, [WARING: GRAPHIC] my dad sits in this very very odd position, right leg over left leg, and his arms around himself. It looks like he is feeling himself -.-
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tell your parents you have a load of homework in order ot escae going
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Tell them you're sick or that you have a massive test tomorrow that you have to study for.


Haha, I actually do!
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Okay one of the wierd things that they can do is, [WARING: GRAPHIC] my dad sits in this very very odd position, right leg over left leg, and his arms around himself. It looks like he is feeling himself -.-



OMFG!!! thats sick!!!
#13
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Rape them.


Rape is always the right answer
Even if you don't want to rape them, just rape somebody
Your teacher, or maybe yourself.
It'll all work out.
#14
Yea, tell em you have a load of homework. Thing is I bet half your teachers are also weird and out of touch with today's world so your parents will fit right in. Remember: the teachers wll be judging you not your parents at this interview.
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Rape them.


No thanks, I shall pass. I am 99% sure you wouldn't want to either if you have ever seen them.

(the 1% is under the circumstances of you being a gay retard)
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Rape is always the right answer
Even if you don't want to rape them, just rape somebody
Your teacher, or maybe yourself.
It'll all work out.


Mate, my teacher is a GUY!
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Mate, my teacher is a GUY!


You say that like it makes a difference.
Guys are as rapeable as anyone
#20
I think you should get over it and go to the conference.

Think about it in an "artistic" way: You're going into a situation you know will be uncomfortable, and explore the dynamics of the conversation throughout the meeting.

But really, just get over it. It's not a big deal.
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