#1
Did anyone else see that douchebag Bush's reception of the Red Sox on the news? I'm laughing my ass off at this:

(about Daisuke Matsuzaka) BUSH: "Just wanted to say a bit about the great Dice-K (...) It's true that his press [following] is bigger than mine...and he ALSO has problems answering questions in English."


F*CK ME, THAT'S A RIOT!!! I'm gonna see if anyone puts it on youtube. If anyone finds it, please post.
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#3


That's actually pretty damn funny. I don't think he was being stupid there, he was just cracking a joke. Presidents are allowed to have senses of humor, contrary to popular belief.
#4
haha i love that he admitted to being a horrid speaker
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#5
Regardless of how people may not like Bush, he's hilarious. He makes some really good jokes.

Maybe he'll be a comedian once he's done in office
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That's actually pretty damn funny. I don't think he was being stupid there, he was just cracking a joke. Presidents are allowed to have senses of humor, contrary to popular belief.


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haha i love that he admitted to being a horrid speaker


Oh I know.


I mean,
he is not the best president but at least he can laugh at himself.
#8
yeah i gotta give it to the man, he can make fun of himself good when there's nothing left to do in office...oh wait.
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#9
Good old bush. If i was an American i would feel so ashamed of having elected that dude.

Still, life will be very different without him won't it. We wont see Obama, Clinton or McCain (Sue me if any spelling is wrong) dancing with foreign nations, muddling up speech of the simplest words ( Tear-ism LOL) or making a fool of themselves in any way
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#10
i disagree...i think obama has a good sense of humor, hill-dawg will be easy to make fun of, and mccain just ain't gonna happen, so i'm not entertaining the hilarity that would follow his idiocy.
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Good old bush. If i was an American i would feel so ashamed of having elected that dude.

Still, life will be very different without him won't it. We wont see Obama, Clinton or McCain (Sue me if any spelling is wrong) dancing with foreign nations, muddling up speech of the simplest words ( Tear-ism LOL) or making a fool of themselves in any way



lol +1(I'm American and I'm ashamed of him; some people seem to like him though.)

I hate Bush but I thought that was pretty funny still(the TS's quote).
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#12
lol thats funny
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That's actually pretty damn funny. I don't think he was being stupid there, he was just cracking a joke. Presidents are allowed to have senses of humor, contrary to popular belief.


yup my words exactly
#14
As much as I don't like it, I'm fairly certain that Obama will get elected. Taxes are gonna jump through the roof.

Who knows though, he may turn out to be a great leader, but he hasn't done anything in the private business sector. he's a (short) career politician. If I'm wrong, please correct me, I certainly didn't do very much research.
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As much as I don't like it, I'm fairly certain that Obama will get elected. Taxes are gonna jump through the roof.


that dude is so damn liberal, he is probably gonna abort a baby to celebrate, and eat it on TV
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that dude is so damn liberal, he is probably gonna abort a baby to celebrate, and eat it on TV


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Were fukced. McCain is a liberal on everything but the war. Huck was our last hope.
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Yeah McCain is a douche, Clinton is worthless, and Obama is way liberal. I wish Mitt Romney had won. Oh well, at least when the things go sour this time, Democrats can't dodge the blame (knock on wood).
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#20
Bush may have not been the greatest president to ever enter office, but he sure as hell isn't the worst. I'm not ashamed of him at all.

This was funny though. I love how he laughs at himself.

And Obama will probably win the Presidential election.

BTW, Huckabee would have been awesome. Anybody who makes a campaign ad with Chuck Norris is okay in my book.
#21
I'm 20 so yay for voting rights!
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#24
Your just incredibly jealous. Unfortunately. with the way things are turning out, my vote won't mean anything...
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Your just incredibly jealous. Unfortunately. with the way things are turning out, my vote won't mean anything...


I know how you feel...
#26
Bush made a funny.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#27
Wait..... you mean......he's human?!?!?!?!


SOUND THE ALARMS!!!! SOMEONE HAS DIVIDED BY ZERO AND HAS FORCED THE UNIVERSE TO BEGIN CAVING IN ON ITSELF!!!!!


But, this goes along with the Mike Birbiglia mentality I've ALWAYS agreed.

(and this is straight from memory, I've memorized more of Birbig's material than I imagined I could )

[Birbiglia]

"Bush seems like a fun guy, like he seems like the guy you invite to the barbeque because you know he's gonna start the whiffle ball game. He's like Whiffle Ball Tony. Everyone's like, 'Whiffle Ball Tony's here! ALL RIGHT! It is so ON!'. Then one day someone's like, 'We're gonna put Tony in charge of EVERYTHING!', and I'm like, 'We aaaaarrrreee? The burgers AND the potato salad? I don't know if that's such a good idea.....'

And then he starts going over the neighbor's yards, challenging them to whiffle ball games. He's like, 'I HEARD YOU BITCHES WANNA PLAY WHIFFLE BALL!!!', and they're like, 'We didn't say that....', but he starts chucking hamburgers at them, and he's like, 'They were gonna throw hamburgers at me!!!', but it turns out.... they didn''t even HAVE hamburgers. They have hotdogs, but they only throw them at each other.

Then some people say maybe we shouldn't have gone with Whiffle Ball Tony, maybe we should have gone with Bookworm Steve, but he's SO BORING! And then someone's like, 'What about Ralph?' and we're like, 'Shut up, Ralph! This is no time for joking'.

[/Birbiglia]


ANYWAY, the point is, it's amazing that he's actually let his human side out for a change and not making himself seem like an asshole in the process.
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Yeah McCain is a douche, Clinton is worthless, and Obama is way liberal. I wish Mitt Romney had won. Oh well, at least when the things go sour this time, Democrats can't dodge the blame (knock on wood).

Mitt romney would have no idea what he was doing. he's more suited for fixing corporate structures, not politics and leading a country IMO. he WAS my governor for the last few years (before Deval Patrick) but i fail to see what good he brought my state.

anyway, i just kinda wanted to take a step away from the political debates and laugh, but i guess i couldn't even do THAT...


EDIT: the above was the single best analogy of Bush I've ever heard (well, read...but still) wow.
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Bush may have not been the greatest president to ever enter office, but he sure as hell isn't the worst.



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On the contrary, many historians are ranking him among the worst presidents ever. He's done next to nothing positive for this country, we're in a money-sucking war, our economy's been flirting with recession the whole time, and let's not forget the fact that the mother****er is the one of the worst public speakers out there.

no foreign political common sense
+ no domestic political common sense
+ no financial productivity
= he ****ing sucks.

/rant


EDIT: NOW look what y'all made me do! lol
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#30
^IMO, I'm PRETTY sure Warren Harding and Herbert Hoover could surpass Bush a LITTLE.

I'm not saying I fully support Bush's presidency, I hardly support it at all, but when talking about presidents you really can't leave out those two.
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#31
Eh, pretty cool guy. Makes cracks, and doesn't afraid of anything.

On a serious note, I don't see what Bush has done to deserve all the hate he gets. He's not that bad.
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