#1
You probably won't believe me but I'm literally stuck in the attic and I'm typing this crap letter by letter with a long stick which i found up here.
I got here like this:

I was going to meet up with my buddy and smoke some herbs but he couldn't make it .
My mom was a the supermarket and she was supposed to come back approx. 2 hours later.
I said : "**** It , I'll smoke it in my room" the smoke will be gone when she comes back.

I did and right as i was nearly done ,my mom calls and says that she's coming home in 15 minutes and told me to warm up the oven so she can make some food. I said that I'm not at home. I ran up into the attic which is right above my PC desk.

So now i just gonna stay up here tills she goes somewhere .

I need your help , how do i get out of this annoying situation.

PS. this took 10 minutes to type
#2
Your right, I don't believe you.

EDIT:
my bad, i said that before i read the whole thing
your situation is obviously valid
I suggest anal rape
#4
You dont sounds very high at all....and I dont know how you held down shift to put in those colons and quotation marks if your using just a stick to type....sounds fishy to me.
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#6
Quote by GibsonManiac57
You dont sounds very high at all....and I dont know how you held down shift to put in those colons and quotation marks if your using just a stick to type....sounds fishy to me.


thats what i thought..

u must b very skilled at typing with a long stick while your high
#7
how can you type : and " with one stick last time i checked you need to use 2 fungers to do that
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#9
i knew I'll leave something out . I said herbs not weed , it doesn't neceseraly mean that it's weed.
I'm on a Mac and the apostrophe has got an individual button
#10
Quote by NobNob
Whats the point of making up a story if it isn't funny?


Exactly
And how would you be able to use the mouse to click to post the thread with a stick

nonono, this is flawed from the start
#11
Dude, you've been found out. Your not in an attic, your probably sitting in a chair typing random s*** on UG. Admit it...
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#12
you dont need a mouse he could've tabbed through till it got to the post button
#13
lol, the power of the UG detective agency is far too great for such a story

Better luck next time
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#14
Quote by NobNob
Whats the point of making up a story if it isn't funny?

Exactly , why would i make up something like this ?
Entertainment ? Funnys ? Win ? This doesn't apply to any of that .

I'm on a macbook , it's a laptop and as you know the mouse is built in.
A mac has a much nicer keyboard and you can press alot of the stuff without shift.
I use caps lock aswell
#15
Quote by Evil_Magician
Exactly , why would i make up something like this ?
Entertainment ? Funnys ? Win ? This doesn't apply to any of that .

I'm on a macbook , it's a laptop and as you know the mouse is built in.
A mac has a much nicer keyboard and you can press alot of the stuff without shift.
I use caps lock aswell


well.....
pics or it didnt happen
#16
Quote by Evil_Magician
i knew I'll leave something out . I said herbs not weed , it doesn't neceseraly mean that it's weed.
I'm on a Mac and the apostrophe has got an individual button


Dude, if you smoked "Herbs" (whatever the f*** that is) and your NOT high, then why are you hiding in your attic?

PLEASE ADMIT YOUR MAKING IT UP...your getting very desperate in your attempts to fool the Pit.
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#17
go downstairs and tell this all to your mom. she wont believe you either. or say you were masturbating. she wont even argue.
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#18
You seem to be responding pretty quickly.
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#19
Quote by Y0UNGBL00D
go downstairs and tell this all to your mom. she wont believe you either. or say you were masturbating. she wont even argue.


or just start masturbating

that usually solves my problems

Like when my balls are full of sperm that i dont know how to get rid of.
or when my dick gets stuck in a banana peel or burrito or something

masturbations usually the answer
#21
Quote by 'Leviathan'
Wow, you could say you are in a bit of a sticky situation.


rofl
im watching south park right now
#23
Quote by Evil_Magician
i knew I'll leave something out . I said herbs not weed , it doesn't neceseraly mean that it's weed.
I'm on a Mac and the apostrophe has got an individual button


You wrote this with a stick in one minute in response to NobNobs post. Hmmm...
#24
Well I'm down now.

My mom came in the room to pay the bills on the internet , i jumped out of the attic and pretended that it's a surprise.
She got pretty scared . The smoke smell was realy weak so she didn't even notice.
I quickly closed the window with this thread :P

Now that i can type normaly again imma clear some stuff up.

1. I have a laptop which is realy user friendly.
It's realy easy to type a ' or a : or a " .
2.Herbs - could be any plant . In my case it was some hawaiian bud (legal)
3. My mom would whoop my ass if she found out if i was smokign anything .
4.The ceiling in my room is pretty low (2m 40cm) and since I'm a big guy , i can reach pretty far . I had good control over the stick.
5. That reply was to GibsonManiac57 which was posted 5 minutes before my post.
6. No one got hurt an i managed to get out of this situation nicely .
#25
Quote by 'Leviathan'
Wow, you could say you are in a bit of a sticky situation.


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