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#1
Like the pickup line thread, except its dumping a girl (or guy)

Serious or joking, its your choice!

Ill start: Welcome to Dumpsville, population, you

Alright, go!


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"Billy eat your broccolli!"

"Screw you mom!" *raises arms*

PHEAR MA TURRETS!!
#2
*calls girlfriend*
Hey, uhh.. Are you cheating on me right now? No? Oh.. Well guess what I'm doing.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#7
It's not me. It's you.
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#8
Your **** and i hate your face/
Quote by Darth_Qurashi
Man it feels just like anal sex, I think; I'm still a virgin

Quote by nebiru
Goose is my Hero.

Quote by Xeus
Yeah, if you get the shag in before she's your legal sister the incest is over turned
#10
You are too quiet and we never go anywhere.
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I know i wish i was as cool as you and be into Sum 41 and Taking back Sunday. Gaylord.

Quote by civildp1
you should call one of the songs, "Respecting Old People" just to mix things up.

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You just made a very powerful enemy BenFoffenbock.
#14
Me: Do you love me?
Her: Yes!
Me: Too bad I dont
Her: ...


Made by 'The Sloganizer' ----> «The Pit - be prepared.»

Quote by imdeth


"Billy eat your broccolli!"

"Screw you mom!" *raises arms*

PHEAR MA TURRETS!!
#15
You are the weakest like, LATER BITCH!!

Yeah, I like that one


Made by 'The Sloganizer' ----> «The Pit - be prepared.»

Quote by imdeth


"Billy eat your broccolli!"

"Screw you mom!" *raises arms*

PHEAR MA TURRETS!!
#16
My personal favourite was where I ran away from a lass, then strolled out into the middle of the road and gave her a mighty two fingered salute. I am so full of win and cowardice.
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


Quote by titsmcgee852
I want to look at your sexual naked body.
#17
My dog is concerned I'm not spending enough time with him.

or simply

Better luck next time.
Quote by kriscornella2@g
I know i wish i was as cool as you and be into Sum 41 and Taking back Sunday. Gaylord.

Quote by civildp1
you should call one of the songs, "Respecting Old People" just to mix things up.

Quote by вяaи∂ иєw
You just made a very powerful enemy BenFoffenbock.
#18
Sorry, I've discovered I have a vagina. Sucks.
derp
lol u have faggot in ur username


Quote by Jack Off Jill
You know, if you, Silent Deftone and I get together.. We'd be unstoppable at the night clubs.


Everything I say is to be taken as serious fucking business.
#20
Quote by Joey Radical
It's not me. It's you.


+1
Baby, can you dig your man?
He's a righteous man,
Baby, can you dig your man?

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#21
Sorry, you just don't match this hat im wearing and it's bringing my whole look down. Your dumped

Works best if you aren't wearing a hat
Quote by Darth_Qurashi
Man it feels just like anal sex, I think; I'm still a virgin

Quote by nebiru
Goose is my Hero.

Quote by Xeus
Yeah, if you get the shag in before she's your legal sister the incest is over turned
#22
Quote by 89cruefan
how about:

this isnt working out, i think we are better off friends


+1

But the friends bit is hard
#23
Quote by 89cruefan
how about:

this isnt working out, i think we are better off friends



I geuss there's always that


Made by 'The Sloganizer' ----> «The Pit - be prepared.»

Quote by imdeth


"Billy eat your broccolli!"

"Screw you mom!" *raises arms*

PHEAR MA TURRETS!!
#24
Sorry babe, I'm gay.
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#25
Quote by i have to pee
Sorry babe, I'm gay.


Or, you made me gay now, sorry
Quote by Darth_Qurashi
Man it feels just like anal sex, I think; I'm still a virgin

Quote by nebiru
Goose is my Hero.

Quote by Xeus
Yeah, if you get the shag in before she's your legal sister the incest is over turned
#26
This isn't working out, I'm really looking for someone more male.
derp
lol u have faggot in ur username


Quote by Jack Off Jill
You know, if you, Silent Deftone and I get together.. We'd be unstoppable at the night clubs.


Everything I say is to be taken as serious fucking business.
#27
Quote by GooseMcShred
Or, you made me gay now, sorry

I prefer the "Hey I just found out I'm gay... guess how?" "Your dad and he is leaving your mom for me. DUMPED!"
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#28
Made up on the spot; "Me and "The Man" 'Downstairs' discussed it and....your just not what where looking for"

Do I phail?
#29
Sorry love, you just aren't fat enough.
derp
lol u have faggot in ur username


Quote by Jack Off Jill
You know, if you, Silent Deftone and I get together.. We'd be unstoppable at the night clubs.


Everything I say is to be taken as serious fucking business.
#30
Quote by Moggan13
OH NO! IT HAS BEGUN!!!


what is this guy like the new pear or something?

and if i wanted to hang out with a dog i could just as easily hang out with a dog
#31
Quote by rorythefaggot
Sorry love, you just aren't fat enough.

"I just realized you were fat, sorry" would be much more effective.
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#32
Quote by thepatient001
what is this guy like the new pear or something?

and if i wanted to hang out with a dog i could just as easily hang out with a dog



It is indeed the new pear, REVOLUTION!!
#33
I'm currently being serviced by 13 black men in your basement. You are now surplus to requirements.
OMG!!! They're playing One!!!!!11fade to black11one11

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#34
Im looking for something.... with a bit more..... er, how do you say?... Erm, a bit more penis?
Quote by Darth_Qurashi
Man it feels just like anal sex, I think; I'm still a virgin

Quote by nebiru
Goose is my Hero.

Quote by Xeus
Yeah, if you get the shag in before she's your legal sister the incest is over turned
#35
Quote by i have to pee
"I just realized you were fat, sorry" would be much more effective.

Trolled, somewhat?
OMG!!! They're playing One!!!!!11fade to black11one11

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Ibanez RG370DX
Laney VC30-212
Dunlop Crybaby
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#36
Quote by GooseMcShred
Im looking for something.... with a bit more..... er, how do you say?... Erm, a bit more penis?


wait.....you are a girl right? goosemcshred???? cos otherwise...
#37
Long, irrelevant rant that has got absolutely nothing to do with anything followed by...


"PS: I'm gay!"
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#38
Quote by thepatient001
wait.....you are a girl right? goosemcshred???? cos otherwise...

Oh my lord, the n00bity in the pit has grown beyond a level greater than I previously thought possible.

OMG!!! They're playing One!!!!!11fade to black11one11

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Dunlop Crybaby
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#39
You know what, i deserve much better than you slag. Get the f uck out of my life you c unt!

That what i used on my ex.

I was extremly drunk at this point.
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#40
Quote by mcw00t
Oh my lord, the n00bity in the pit has grown beyond a level greater than I previously thought possible.



mm you actually said n00bility. Not just noob, not just noobility but n00bility. Yeah and your giving me ****?

Your going places man, your future is looking up!
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