#1
Hey guys, i havent posted jack in awhile

well anyway,
there is this girl i know who is a virgin
and she wants to lose it fast
with me...
but she is scared and dosent know what to do

how should i tell her to just do me and love it?
lol
thanks
Trëv

If we puke on mean people, they will be to sticky to hurt us!
#3
For starters I would start to type like a normal, nonpoeticwannabe (or girl +1 if you get the reference) person. Next, show her this thread to let her know how much of a man you are. Asking an internet forum for sex advice always gets the ladies. Next, do her. Then let her go ass to mouth.
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#4
Umm. Yeh...gtfo n00b!

Or simply rape her and in court tell she wanted you to..
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This one dream involved me, one random girl, midgets and a pie.


...and midgets ended up f*cking her. I got the pie.