#2
i knew a fat girl that didnt know she was pregnant. she shat a baby too it was epic lulz
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#3
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i knew a fat girl that didnt know she was pregnant. she shat a baby too it was epic lulz



hahahahha
#4
Anyone else find that last line a little bit condescending?

'Most toilets on Indian trains are filthy chutes going directly onto the tracks.'
<Dobzilla> because "when you were born, they thought yo' momma shit herself."
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#5
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Anyone else find that last line a little bit condescending?

'Most toilets on Indian trains are filthy chutes going directly onto the tracks.'


Yeah I thought that too, but to look at it from a different view, the baby was lucky it survived, it could have fallen onto the tracks.
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#6
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Yeah I thought that too, but to look at it from a different view, the baby was lucky it survived, it could have fallen onto the tracks.


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#7
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Yeah I thought that too, but to look at it from a different view, the baby was lucky it survived, it could have fallen onto the tracks.


Yes but I doubt they ever imagined people would be giving birth into them
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#8
How can you not realise that a fucking CHILD is coming out of your vagina?
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#11
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How can you not realise that a fucking CHILD is coming out of your vagina?


Slack alice lolol
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#12
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Most toilets on Indian trains are filthy chutes emptying directly onto the tracks.

gross, thats why east indian people always smells so bad
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#13
I heard a similar story.

A mate of mine knew a guy at his work whose girlfriend went to the toilet, came out half an hour later having given birth to a baby.

It's practically unbelieveable, but you do hear of i happening now and again, especially in tubby girls.
#16
The title of that article is awesome.

'Pregnant woman uses train toilet and baby slips out'
#17
I know a girl who didn't realize she was seven months pregnant until last week.
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#18
Well on the bright side, i suppose that kids' life can only get better from here on in...
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#19
I bet that whenever she gets pissed off at him, she's going to tell him the story about how he was born while she was taking a dump.
#22
I don't think Metallica realized they released any albums since 1991, either.

Guess it just happens...
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#23
No births I know of quite like that, though really how she didn't notice I'll never know.

I was born with the umbilical cord round my neck ://
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#24
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No births I know of quite like that, though really how she didn't notice I'll never know.

I was born with the umbilical cord round my neck ://

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I don't think Metallica realized they released any albums since 1991, either.

Guess it just happens...


Nice one

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#26
I watched my son being born. That was pretty epic to me. I'd imagine every parent feels the same way. All that water that shoots out right when the kid is coming is nuts. I didn't expect it. But yeah, kids being born is a pretty cool thing to witness, no matter where it is.
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#27
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Yeaahhhhhh I'm cool.

I was also born with ****loads of jet black hair. It's now blonde. I wasn't too lucky.
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#28
When I was born, I wasn't breathing and my collarbone was broken.

I failed at being born.
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