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#1
I was walking out front of my school this morning and I was then taken down by a rouge ice patch. I fell flat on my ass. My hands are all scratched up as well as my dignity. and i'm still pullin ice chuncks and rocks out of my ass. Plenty of people saw becuase they have been walkin up and sayin "hey! saw you biffed it a minute ago."..its annoying. im pretty sure everyone is haven a laugh at me.
Quote by Caustic
If I didn't cuss so much, I'd be illiterate!


Quote by Will_Minus
Stupid people do stupid things. Don't be stupid, stupid.
#3
Humiliation!
"Even though I've found God, I still love blow jobs, and I still say fuck." - Dave Mustaine

You know, when you, like, you grab a woman's breast and it's... and you feel it and... it feels like a bag of sand when you're touching it.
#6
phail
Quote by Darth_Qurashi
Man it feels just like anal sex, I think; I'm still a virgin

Quote by nebiru
Goose is my Hero.

Quote by Xeus
Yeah, if you get the shag in before she's your legal sister the incest is over turned
#7
Quote by MaxwellVG
Plenty of people saw becuase they have been walkin up and sayin "hey! saw you biffed it a minute ago.".




Sorry but it's kinda funny
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#8
Quote by TheQuailman
I'm definitely having a laugh at you.



Quote by Caustic
If I didn't cuss so much, I'd be illiterate!


Quote by Will_Minus
Stupid people do stupid things. Don't be stupid, stupid.
#12
Quote by TheQuailman
Aww, *pats back*, it's not so bad, is it? Take a cookie my friend.
*gives cookie*



Tahnks tis a good cookie

yum
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Quote by Caustic
If I didn't cuss so much, I'd be illiterate!


Quote by Will_Minus
Stupid people do stupid things. Don't be stupid, stupid.
#13
No one cares.
Talk about music or guitars you loser. We aren't teenage agony aunts.
#15
Quote by Winifred
No one cares.
Talk about music or guitars you loser. We aren't teenage agony aunts.


First time in the pit, huh?
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#16
Quote by Kensai
First time in the pit, huh?



And he's an 05'er. WHY do people say these things!!!!
#18
Quote by SeveralSpecies
*snatches cookie*


Cookies are for winners!



tis me yum yum cookie!!!! nooo
Quote by Caustic
If I didn't cuss so much, I'd be illiterate!


Quote by Will_Minus
Stupid people do stupid things. Don't be stupid, stupid.
#20
Quote by MaxwellVG
tis me yum yum cookie!!!! nooo



*dangles is overhead* Mwahahaha


*fakes throwing it*
#21
^ this is true
Quote by Caustic
If I didn't cuss so much, I'd be illiterate!


Quote by Will_Minus
Stupid people do stupid things. Don't be stupid, stupid.
#22
Quote by SeveralSpecies
And he's an 05'er. WHY do people say these things!!!!


Well the pit is a completely new experience for people. Unless they've visited 4chan before. Or been to grade school.
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#23
Quote by SeveralSpecies
*dangles is overhead* Mwahahaha


*fakes throwing it*


noo...eh....leme have te yum cookie...eh...nooo

why does that sound sexual to me?.....ewwww *shudders*
Quote by Caustic
If I didn't cuss so much, I'd be illiterate!


Quote by Will_Minus
Stupid people do stupid things. Don't be stupid, stupid.
#24
Quote by Kensai
Well the pit is a completely new experience for people. Unless they've visited 4chan before. Or been to grade school.






...wait.


Quote by MaxwellVG
noo...eh....leme have te yum cookie...eh...nooo

why does that sound sexual to me?.....ewwww *shudders*



Ok you didn't chase the cookie when I fake threw it, here ya go.


*places cookie on his nose*
#26
Quote by webbtje
*laughs at TS*

I'd feel sympathy, but unfortunately, I'm a complete shitfucker.



its the pit i expect nothing less lol
Quote by Caustic
If I didn't cuss so much, I'd be illiterate!


Quote by Will_Minus
Stupid people do stupid things. Don't be stupid, stupid.
#27
Quote by SeveralSpecies



...wait.


Ok you didn't chase the cookie when I fake threw it, here ya go.


*places cookie on his nose*



ok im not a dog or anyth-...OMG A COOKIE ON MY NOSE
Quote by Caustic
If I didn't cuss so much, I'd be illiterate!


Quote by Will_Minus
Stupid people do stupid things. Don't be stupid, stupid.
#29
Quote by MaxwellVG
Tahnks tis a good cookie

yum

Thanks, now I want a cookie.

*gets cookie*
NO ONE EVER READS MY POSTS.
#30
Quote by mr freezy
Thanks, now I want a cookie.

*gets cookie*


*takes Mr. Freezy's cookie*

Biatch.
#31
Quote by webbtje
*takes Mr. Freezy's cookie*

Biatch.





EDIT-my day is already feelin less crappy thanks pit lol
Quote by Caustic
If I didn't cuss so much, I'd be illiterate!


Quote by Will_Minus
Stupid people do stupid things. Don't be stupid, stupid.
#32
Quote by MaxwellVG


EDIT-my day is already feelin less crappy thanks pit lol


*punches kitten*

Now you see what you've done?

DO NOT FEEL HAPPY.
#33
Quote by webbtje
*punches kitten*

Now you see what you've done?

DO NOT FEEL HAPPY.



Twas justified. Cats are pure evil!

Think about it! Every supervillian has a cat behind the scenes devising evil plans!

Zurg from inspector gadget
Dr. Evil.

....trust me there's a lot.


*punches his own cat.*
#34
^hahah wow....
Quote by Caustic
If I didn't cuss so much, I'd be illiterate!


Quote by Will_Minus
Stupid people do stupid things. Don't be stupid, stupid.
#35
haha at TS

Quote by Kensai
Well the pit is a completely new experience for people. Unless they've visited 4chan before. Or been to grade school.

ouch
#36
*punches severalspecies' cat*

Your cat is good to punch. Firm, but not painfully so. Supple, but not flabby or without substance.
#37
Quote by webbtje
*punches severalspecies' cat*

Your cat is good to punch. Firm, but not painfully so. Supple, but not flabby or without substance.


*punches wbtje*

No one punches my cat but me!!! Capiche?
#39
Quote by webbtje
*punches severalspecies' cat*

Your cat is good to punch. Firm, but not painfully so. Supple, but not flabby or without substance.



did you try these??
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Quote by Caustic
If I didn't cuss so much, I'd be illiterate!


Quote by Will_Minus
Stupid people do stupid things. Don't be stupid, stupid.
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