#1
Well many of you may think the bible is full of ****, it actually is pretty damn epic.

http://www.cracked.com/article_15699_9-most-badass-bible-verses.html

Discuss.

EDIT: By epic I was referring to the article, not necessarily the bible, as most of the stuff is boring. Just to avoid confusion.
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#3
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Vikings? What Vikings? We are but poor, simple farmers. The village was burning when we got here, and the people must have slain themselves.
#6
Old, but still badass.
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#7
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What did Saul (the king at the time) want with 100 foreskins? Was he going to make a scarf?



I didn't bother to read a lot of that, but that line was good.
#10
well there is some crazy stuff. I belive there is something like an olive tree that jesus sees but it carries no fruit(because the time was not right for it to grow) but jesus get mad at it and say "you will never again wear fruit!" and thereby kills the tree....

he's a real asshole sometimes
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+1 And it just makes you feel so badass.
It like, your smoking the bible dude. THE BIBLE.
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#19
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Hey, numbnuts, get some brains and then come back and make an insult. The bible is one of the most accurate historical records of those times.

Funny Articlé!
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#20
All I see the bible as is a story. Pretty much the same with every religion.
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well there is some crazy stuff. I belive there is something like an olive tree that jesus sees but it carries no fruit(because the time was not right for it to grow) but jesus get mad at it and say "you will never again wear fruit!" and thereby kills the tree....

he's a real asshole sometimes



Is it really in there? He gets mad at a tree and curse it?
#23
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Is it really in there? He gets mad at a tree and curse it?


yeah it is, but I coudn't remember where... sry
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yeah it is, but I coudn't remember where... sry

Dude, I don't think I'd be able to find a bible in the first place anyway. Still, that's friggin awesome. Someone should make a film of that thing.
#25
#1 and #2 were the best.
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