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#1
What are the best lubes?

I bought the CVS version of the KY 2-in-1 warming lotion/personal lubricant, but I put a bit on my hands and it doesn't seem like it'd lubricate too much.

Is KY jelly significantly better?

Any help?
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#2
i prefer icy-hot cream
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i prefer icy-hot cream

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#5
ky warming JELLY. that massage **** doesnt work at all for autoerotica
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1. get some ground up glass
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Can't use her pussy juice?
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ky warming JELLY. that massage **** doesnt work at all for autoerotica


How do the two compare?
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#12
you must suck/not turn her on if you need lube
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Melted butter is good.
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you must suck/not turn her on if you need lube


Actually, some women might not "juice up" no matter how turned on they are.


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you must suck/not turn her on if you need lube


Because there's only one type of sex...

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Astroglide: Gynecologist recommended

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oh man, seems as though i totally forgot about anal
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oh man, seems as though i totally forgot about anal

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#21
Dunni, but i ahd some friends who lekd to eat lube, and we had a big lube fight in the middle of the ****ing town centre.
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How do the two compare?

I believe they are more or less the same. My lady friend didn't really care for the warming one though.
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Melted butter is good.


not too hot though, otherwise we'll end up with a burnt clitoris thread again
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I believe they are more or less the same. My lady friend didn't really care for the warming one though.


Really? Was it because the warming aspect of it felt weird on that particular region, or was it just not as lubricating?
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Melted butter is good.


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Can't use her pussy juice?


I love how you all assume he's talking about having sex with a girl, the guy never mentioned what kind of sex he was having and with what kind of gender he was having it with. The guy never even mentioned he was a guy! lol

You guys can't just assume like that, makes an a$s out of u and me
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That made absoulutely no sense how do you tie your shoes in little nazi's?
#29
wwait jon

you cant **** your girlfirend. is this spam?

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I love how you all assume he's talking about having sex with a girl, the guy never mentioned what kind of sex he was having and with what kind of gender he was having it with. The guy never even mentioned he was a guy! lol

You guys can't just assume like that, makes an a$s out of u and me

dude, hes like the manliest ****ing man here, and has previously psoken abotu girlfriends. dont be a pretentious ass.
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^ Are you drunk hannah?
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Really? Was it because the warming aspect of it felt weird on that particular region, or was it just not as lubricating?

I wasn't able to tell the difference. We just decided to not use any of it. She just said she didn't like it.

We only tried it because the start of the act was a little uncomfortable for her, so we just went with more foreplay.
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WD-40 anyone?
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I wasn't able to tell the difference. We just decided to not use any of it. She just said she didn't like it.

We only tried it because the start of the act was a little uncomfortable for her, so we just went with more foreplay.


I see, but either way it's going to be painful for my lady, so I really need the best lubricating option; it's not a matter of foreplay, in my particular situation.

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#34
In that case i would go with Bubonic Chronic's suggestion. But regular K-Y probably will probably help at least some.

Oh yeah, never, ever, ever ever use Vaseline. You probably know that though, but some of the readers might not.
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Last edited by epic7734 at Feb 28, 2008,
#35
We swear by Astroglide.

KY dries out fast, clumps up and gets sticky. Astroglide is perfect. It doesn't smell. It doesn't dry fast and when it does it just kind of evaporates. Still wash it off obviously but you don't get any thick clumpy disgusting residue. It's everything a lube should be
Last edited by garett at Feb 28, 2008,
#38
After working at CVS and being forced to preach about the generic CVS products... I'll just say that the products have the same active ingredients as the name brand. Usually they're cheaper because less money is spent on packaging and to increase competition.
#39
astroglide or this durex stuff my brother has apparently it's really good and it's cherry flavoured.
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