#1
Yes I used search bar.

On each post the only rule i that you have to have a would you rather you joke.

mine is: Would you rather get a blow job from a really hot girl or sex from an ok girl?

Would you rather have your big toe amputated or make out with Larry King for 30 seconds?
#2
blow job, larry king.

Would you rather get your legs burned off or have an elephant **** on you, suffocating you?

yay 1st post.
#3
Quote by Gallop7080
blow job, larry king.

Would you rather get your legs burned off or have an elephant **** on you, suffocating you?

yay 1st post.


The elephant thing.
Sounds kinky...


Would you rather be ripped in half by an airplane propellor, or drown?
#5
freeze to death, less pain.

Would you rather get it up the ass, or have a monkey rape your mouth?

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Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
Valveking 112
VHT Deliverance

#6
Quote by valennic
freeze to death, less pain.

Would you rather get it up the ass, or have a monkey rape your mouth?


Ass.

Get bitten by a fucking large spider or a midorately sized snake?
#7
Snake

Would you rather:

Get your butt ripped open?
Be penetrated in the ass by a horse?

Kudos to anyone who gets the references
#8
Wait...that's the same.
Anyway, but ripped open

Would you rather have your dick cut off, or your head?
#11
Quote by Rocking-Rob
Would you rather be given £70,000,000 or 30 years of happiness

30 years of happiness. If I'm happy then theres no problem.

Although giving £70,000,000 to a charity or so would probably do the same thing.
#12
Would you rather have a penis, or a vagina?
Quote by alteredstates
If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
#13
Penis.

Have sex with Scarlett Johansson (or whoever you think is the hottest girl) who has syphilis, or with Jessica Alba (or whoever's second-hottest) with chlamydia?
Can't stop the signal.
#14
thats tough
i think i would do the second hottest girl

Would you rather do Jessica Simpson or Jessica Alba?
#15
Dude. Idk, but people keep asking me that in school its crazy. Jessica simpson is pretty hot... I'd have to say Jessica Simpson.
GO YANKEES!
#17
never have sex again
doing a chick every night would kill us
literally lol