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#4
yeah well, i thought it was a joke at first, but after a closer look...
all roads lead to rome
#8
Pretty funny
"Even though I've found God, I still love blow jobs, and I still say fuck." - Dave Mustaine

You know, when you, like, you grab a woman's breast and it's... and you feel it and... it feels like a bag of sand when you're touching it.
#9
haha, Anti Wigger Coalition of America, genius.
all roads lead to rome
#10
I love the white kid's comment:

"aYo dUz U want ta gO cruncH neRdz wIf Mi n Mi Boiz awN chirsMaz cUz deY b racizT 4 beleevn n saNta. wi awL no da reel holidaY B kwaNza. da racizT mufKn witeYz b tryN Hold Uz dawN"
#11
Wow, this guy is blacker than black.

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#13
Check his friends and all, obvious fake is obvious, he can't be real...

Edit: His 3rd comment is a win.

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#17
That has to be fake. If not, I have offically lost the last lingering hope for humanity. Survival of the fitest should work itself on this guy, maybe he'll upset a client or something while "he b deelin"
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#18
Sorry for the double, but read this, just as pathetic.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=52056674


"I AM 14 YEARS OLD. i go 2 school but school is not kool.so i try not 2 go evry day Im a gan$ta 4 life biaaachhh"

hahahaha
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I got kicked out of a Mac store when me and my friends simultaneously put on meatspin on all of the computers in the store. Some eleven or twelve year old looking girls there freaked out.
#20
the comment from today is the best
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So much down syndrome

remember UG Community? thought so.
#21
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onlee dum crackaz reed bookz


I suppose he already won the Nobel prize by "killing crackaz"...
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Last edited by Necrolust at Feb 29, 2008,
#22
Quote by guitar_freak333
Sorry for the double, but read this, just as pathetic.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=52056674


"I AM 14 YEARS OLD. i go 2 school but school is not kool.so i try not 2 go evry day Im a gan$ta 4 life biaaachhh"

hahahaha

I was born on 11-19 92 that makes me 14 years old
Lol Que?
Also, it says he's 18...foolish child. I hope that last comment came true.

Edit:
Television: I BE STEALIN ALL TYPEZ, PLAZMA, LSD TV, U NAME IT NIG

haha

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youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#23
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I was born on 11-19 92 that makes me 14 years old
Lol Que?
Also, it says he's 18...foolish child. I hope that last comment came true.

Edit:
Television: I BE STEALIN ALL TYPEZ, PLAZMA, LSD TV, U NAME IT NIG

haha

Hahaha not only that but he says his "bros" name is "ly saw"
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why cant stevie wonder read?
cause hes black


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whats the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?

I dont fuck a sandwich before I eat it


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Dude she's got a CP172R in her panties

Nothing beats plugging into that slot
#24
hes going in my top friends
"Life is like oral sex, one slip of the tongue and your in s**t"
#25
its just unbelieveable. but FUNNY AS HELL.
his best friend 'nerd cruncha' or what the hell ever... kinda looks like a nerd..
#26
About me:
i iz black i h8 whie crackaz dey guna b da slavz wun dai an da niggaz wil rool da wurld i h8 da copz dey jus h8 me cuz im black i driv i scion exbee it b pimpd i ain drivin cadilacz an **** cuz i h8 amerikan carz whie peepo driv dem


Nigga fo life!'s Interests
General rapin getin wastd kilin crackaz deelin getin lade buh mah ladie
Music gangsta rap an hip hop erryting else iz pussy ****
Movies 8 mile hustle an flow menace ii society boyz n da hood juice
Television bet
Books onlee dum crackaz reed bookz
Heroes tupac an malcolm x

Last edited by bendystraw at Feb 29, 2008,
#28
Its a joke....at least I hope its a joke...

Regardless this is still brilliant.
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#29
Of all the Myspace wiggers I've seen in my life, he takes the cake for dumbest. He should become king of Wiggonia and lead his army of 14-year-old suburban white kids to victory against the oppressive "crakaz".
#30


Can anyone explain what that is on the screen?

EDIT: Is it a chopped off arm

EDIT2: I mean the thing in the middle where his arm should be, just to clear this up.
Last edited by Aleene at Feb 29, 2008,
#31
Quote by Aleene


Can anyone explain what that is on the screen?

EDIT: Is it a chopped off arm


a pancake ?
#33
"You do know you're white right?"




haha at that whole damn page. I pray to EVERYTHING that isn't real. Surely, a human being cannot be THAT unintelligent? Please tell me they can't...
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#38
Ha! Anti-Wigger Rehabilitation Program.
"Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example." - Mark Twain

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#40
Looking at his friends list leads me ot believe that it is in fact A CONSPIRACY!!!!!
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