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#6
'twas the summer of '64 when I experienced my first shneet.

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#7
this one time i sneezed...pretty epic moment
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#8
Well I have sneezed and farted really really loud...
I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
#10
Is this thread meant to be funny?
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There's calm in your eye.
And I'm gettin' blown away
To somewhere safer
where the feeling stays.
I want to love you but
I'm getting blown away.
#11

im sorry but
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#14
........*akward silence after question is asked*........*leaves table*........wow im not sitting at THIS table at lunch anymore
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#17
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my best combo is a wet fart sneeze couth


now thats something special!!!
#18
i've sneezed and coughed at the same time.

it felt like i'd exhaled all the oxygen in me in about 0.02 seconds.
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#19
i've done a fart-burp-sneeze-cough-hiccup combo. but i have no proof of it... no witnesses either...
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#20
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i've done a fart-burp-sneeze-cough-hiccup combo. but i have no proof of it... no witnesses either...

apparently if you do such a thing you explode?
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#21
I remember once i was really ill, but i crawled 2 miles to work (it was a sunday, i don;t usually work sundays but i needed the money. Also there are no buses to work on Sunday).
At one point in my shift i couldn;t stop sneezing, then suddenly i couldn;t sneeze, but i really really wanted to..It was horrible, i could feel the sneeze building up, but it would go! About 2 agaonising hours later, i sneezed...IT WAS AWESOME!
#22
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apparently if you do such a thing you explode?


He's still stitching his blown up parts together from that incident.
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#23
One time, I was in the bus going home from a party.


I felt really sick, but decided to keep it in until I was out of the bus.

I was having a hard time not to puke, sitting in a crowded bus...

Then, I sneezed.

When I opened my eyes again, half of the bus window, my coat and the guy sitting in front of me had puke all over them.
#24
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'twas the summer of '64 when I experienced my first shneet.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SHNEET! Omg , that was ****in great, sigged
#26
well one time, I was eating toast, but I was also putting on my shoes so I was holding it in the mouth, then I coughed and sneezed on the bread
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#27
No, but I hate it when you sneeze, trying your best to hold it in and you just end up sneezing all over yourself. Or when you sneeze when you pee and end up peeing everywhere.
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#28
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well one time, I was eating toast, but I was also putting on my shoes so I was holding it in the mouth, then I coughed and sneezed on the bread

BWHAHAHAHAYAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
#29
Uhh. Is this some kind of sick joke? I don't think anyone's done that.
#31
This thread is actually part of lots of spam that has been appearing today but for some reason hasn't been reported or closed.
#32
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This thread is actually part of lots of spam that has been appearing today but for some reason hasn't been reported or closed.


as long as we get a few laughs out of it...


I've sneezed and pissed my self on the way to the bathroom. I was so pissed...
Nope, no sig here.
#34
[quote="'Tommy[fin"]']One time, I was in the bus going home from a party.


I felt really sick, but decided to keep it in until I was out of the bus.

I was having a hard time not to puke, sitting in a crowded bus...

Then, I sneezed.

When I opened my eyes again, half of the bus window, my coat and the guy sitting in front of me had puke all over them.
ouch. I bet that was awkward.
#37
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i once sneezed and a mushed up chip flew out my nose
needless to say i immediatly ate it

I'm sigging that... dibs.
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i once sneezed and a mushed up chip flew out my nose
needless to say i immediatly ate it
#39
[quote="'Tommy[fin"]']One time, I was in the bus going home from a party.


I felt really sick, but decided to keep it in until I was out of the bus.

I was having a hard time not to puke, sitting in a crowded bus...

Then, I sneezed.

When I opened my eyes again, half of the bus window, my coat and the guy sitting in front of me had puke all over them.



Then what happened?
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