Poll: What are Barn Owls?
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Kick ass
5 16%
Awesome
4 13%
Owlerful
13 41%
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#1
Okay dudes and dudettes, I just found out about a brand new totally kick ass animal. The Barn Owls.

^bad ass^

In case you didn't know, Barn Owls kick major ass. I was just wondering if anybody and think of any animals that can match the power of a barn owls. Is any animal this powerful ( or OWLERFUL? )?

Please, nobody say lions. Lions are not powerful. Lions just sit around and take ****s.

For more information on Barn Owls, check out your local library or go to Wikipedia .
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#2
You, 'just discovered' barn owls, have you been living in a cave? It is the most common owl there is.

(Though, I suppose if you'd been living in a cave you probably are more likely to have encountered a barn owl that you)
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#5
Quote by Deliriumbassist
You know what's more powerful than a barn owl?


A twelve gauge.

This is wrong.
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#6
I've seena couple in my local woods. They're shy, nocternal and pretty well camerflauged though, so it is really unusual to see them other than for a movement in the corner of your eye at night.
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#7
A tiger would own the sh*t out of an owl. Unless it flew away, but that's just admitting defeat.
#10
Quote by MightyAl
A tiger would own the sh*t out of an owl. Unless it flew away, but that's just admitting defeat.

Ever thought that tiger's are just not owlerful enough to chase the Barn owls? If a barn owls was fighting a tiger and flew away, it was just looking for a more treacherous/awesome place to fight. This happens all the time on Dragon Ball Z.
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#11
The only reason I ventured into this thread is because the title sounds like an awesome indie band name.

But now that I have, all I have to say is WTF???
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#14
I'm an ALBATROSS!!!!

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#15
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whats more powerful than a barn owl?


a little thing called ROCK,

Rocks are not well adjusted for air combat, therefore your argument is void.
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#16
Quote by jesusthesecond
whats more powerful than a barn owl?


a little thing called ROCK,


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#17
Harpy Eagle > Barn Owl

Harpy eagles have talons that are longer than a Grizzly Bear's claw, they can exert 530 psi. with their talon, they're carnivorous, and they're pretty much better than the Barn Owl in every way.
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#18
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Ever thought that tiger's are just not owlerful enough to chase the Barn owls? If a barn owls was fighting a tiger and flew away, it was just looking for a more treacherous/awesome place to fight. This happens all the time on Dragon Ball Z.

If the tiger had a rocket pack, then it would give chase and eat the owl.
#19
Quote by MightyAl
If the tiger had a rocket pack, then it would give chase and eat the owl.

The average barn owls has expert bowstaff skills and could easily dispatch any rocket pack wielding tiger ( Provided that the Barn owls is in possesion of a bowstaff, wich he usually is).

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Harpy Eagle > Barn Owl

Harpy eagles have talons that are longer than a Grizzly Bear's claw, they can exert 530 psi. with their talon, they're carnivorous, and they're pretty much better than the Barn Owl in every way.

I have a strong suspicion that this animal does not exist.
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#20
the LIGER, yes liger, cross breading a lion with a tiger, its real, and its major badass, it kicks barn owl ass easy
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#21
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You know what's more powerful than a barn owl?


A twelve gauge.

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#23
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The average barn owls has expert bowstaff skills and could easily dispatch any rocket pack wielding tiger ( Provided that the Barn owls is in possesion of a bowstaff, wich he usually is).


I have a strong suspicion that this animal does not exist.

You don't wield a rocket pack. You wear it, and outmanoevre the owl, and then it's chompy-time!
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#24
The phrase "Barn owls are powerful" has the potential to be legendary.
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#25
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The phrase "Barn owls are powerful" has the potential to be legendary.


+1

this sort of thing is how stuff like that gets started
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#27
A gorilla riding a grizzley bear would pwn a barn owl.

Unless, of course, the owl was also riding a grizzley bear. Then it's anybody's guess
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#28
Hm...

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#29
That's not a barn owl, thats a rancor.
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#30
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You don't wield a rocket pack. You wear it, and outmanoevre the owl, and then it's chompy-time!
Rawr.


It was my understanding that you meant that the tiger follow the barn owls from the ground and throw the rocket pack at it. If I was mistaken then by principal I will accept your correction with thanks and praises.
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#31
Quote by rich_sg
That's not a barn owl, thats a rancor.


You're a rancor


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#32
Quote by Kensai
You're a rancor



Don't feel bad, it's an easy mistake to make, given the comparable amounts of kickassery.
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#33
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You're a rancor




I thought we were friends, Kensai. Seriously man, I don't know you anymore...
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#34
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You, 'just discovered' barn owls, have you been living in a cave?

Yea whenever I walk through the woods I night, they sound like Darth Vader and creep the crap outta me.

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#35
Pfft. Rancors are big and all but they always get pwnt. They can tear you limb from limb, but if the barn owl managed to press a button to close an overhead door, fight over.
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#36
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Pfft. Rancors are big and all but they always get pwnt. They can tear you limb from limb, but if the barn owl managed to press a button to close an overhead door, fight over.


Precisely. I don't think there is a creature living or dead that could take on a barn owl.
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#37
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Pfft. Rancors are big and all but they always get pwnt. They can tear you limb from limb, but if the barn owl managed to press a button to close an overhead door, fight over.


Well the trick to defeat a barn owl with a rancor is to have the fight outdoors.

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You started with your "that's not a barn owl, that's a rancor". Like I'm supposed to know! Do I look like a rocket scientist?!
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#38
Quote by rich_sg
Precisely. I don't think there is a creature living or dead that could take on a barn owl.

If indeed any creature manages to defeat a Barn Owls, congratulatory high fives will be issued.
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#39
Quote by Kensai
You started with your "that's not a barn owl, that's a rancor". Like I'm supposed to know! Do I look like a rocket scientist?!


Well I'm sorry, alright? Let's forget this whole shenanigan and carry on with the praise of the mighty barn owl.
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#40
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You started with your "that's not a barn owl, that's a rancor". Like I'm supposed to know! Do I look like a rocket scientist?!

Do rocket scientists study Barn Owls?

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