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What are yours??

Name the show/movie and who said it and try to keep it short

Ill start

Dale Gribble - King Of The Hill

Its a conspiracy, they give you 2 for 1 pizza coupons to fatten you up, then take you to Fat Camps where they harvest your kidneys to put back on the pizzas, restarting the cycle...

Not its The Pits turn

Made by 'The Sloganizer' ----> «The Pit - be prepared.»

Quote by imdeth

"Billy eat your broccolli!"

"Screw you mom!" *raises arms*

Well it hasn't been on forever, but Invader Zim

"But... invader's blood marches through my veins, like giant RADIOACTIVE RUBBER PANTS! The pants command me. Do not ignore my veins! "

I like that one.
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They will be on their knees begging for mercy... But The Pit shall have no such mercy and finish them with a "HADOKEN!"

Founder of the Help UG Achieve World Domination group and Vice President of UGtopia
it was on scrubs. i forget who said it but its the dude who is always making sexual jokes

patient:"im tired of all your sexual innuendos"
dude:"in your end. oh!!!"
Quote by Peradactyl
alright, off topic but how do i make forum posts

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a4lrocker is an offical thread legend.
Quote by Metal_Militia15
"Were you saying boo? Or Boo-Urns?"


"I was saying boo-urns!"

- Hans Moleman, Simpsons

I remember that episode, that part was hilairous

Made by 'The Sloganizer' ----> «The Pit - be prepared.»

Quote by imdeth

"Billy eat your broccolli!"

"Screw you mom!" *raises arms*

DUMBASS ! - Red Foreman

Epiphone Les Paul Standard Plus-Top, SH-2 and SH-5
Ibanez GRX20
Baron Acoustic
Peavey Valveking 112
Roland Cube 15
Dunlop Crybaby From Hell
Dunlop GCB-95 Crybaby
Boss MT-2 Metal Zone
Boss PH-3 Phase Shifter
Boss BF-3 Flanger
Quote by Awaken
DUMBASS ! - Red Foreman

**** yes. I was also gonna add:

"BURN!" - Michael Kelso, and occasionally others.
"[Quintissentially German Cars] should have a sat-nav that only goes to Poland."

Jeremy Clarkon, Top Gear.
Quote by Pingis_Or_Death
Neo - Matrix
"I know Kung-fu"
If we're doing movies too...

"I've got a bad feeling about this." - Staw Wars
At Crazy Vaclav's Place of Automobiles:

"She'll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosine!"

"What country is this car from?"

" no longer exists...but take 'er for a test drive and you'll agree, zagra vievnen slotek diev!"

*Pushing car* "PUT IT IN H!!!"

- Another Simpsons

Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail
at the womens castle the head chick says- she has been very naughty indeed, you must spank her, and after you are through with her you must spank me. After the spankings then the oral sex.
That 70's Show - Kelso

Well i was practicing with my flare gun and i hit the bleachers, they were on fire so i thought, fight fire with fire and shot another flare at it, but that just made it worse so i shot on in the air to warn people about the fire but it hit the roof so i just got the hell out of there

i love that one

Made by 'The Sloganizer' ----> «The Pit - be prepared.»

Quote by imdeth

"Billy eat your broccolli!"

"Screw you mom!" *raises arms*

"the krusty krab pizza... is the pizza... for you and ME!!!"

^spongebob FTW!

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.

If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
"organ transplants are best left to professionals"
-Chalkboard gag on the simpsons

I beg to differ
Too many Seinfeld ones to even imagine

Kramer goes to a fantasy camp. His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down two-thousand dollars to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors, and have sex without dating. *That's* a fantasy camp!

- George Costanza
"This is an environment of welcoming, and you need to just get the hell out of here."

The Office = Funniest Show Ever On TV
My band, Escher
My progressive rock project, Mosaic

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clearly, the goal is to convert every thread into a discussion about BTBAM

Boston Legal:

Alan Shore: Shirley? What about senior partners? There would be nothing wrong with me, lusting, say, after... you? Would there?
Shirley Schmidt: Go subscribe to National Geographic. Make a list of the places you'll never get to visit. Add to that list, Schmidt.

Alan Shore: You know I'm not about to go to Texas and not ride the mechanical bull, Chelina. That would be like going to Los Angeles and not sleeping with Paris Hilton.

Denny Crane: You left me, Shirley. Women don't leave Denny Crane. And for a secretary!
Shirley Schmidt: It was the Secretary of Defense.

Denny Crane: [while shaking hands] Denny Crane.
Donny Crane: Donny Crane.
Denny Crane: Denny Crane.
Donny Crane: Donny Crane.
Denny Crane: Denny Crane.
Donny Crane: Donny Crane.
Denny Crane: Denny Crane.
Donny Crane: Donny Crane.
Denny Crane: Denny Crane.
Donny Crane: Donny Crane.
Denny Crane: Denny Crane.
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You're just another brick in the wall
"rat poison is people poison?!?!"

"here are your keys"
"sir, elephants don't have keys."

"you tried your hardest and failed miserably, the lesson in this is; never try."

All from the Simpsons
"Why don't you have a seat right over there"
"The rule of law -- it must be held high! And if it falls you pick it up and hold it even higher!" - Hercule Poirot

© Soul Power
"AHH my eyes! The goggles do nothing!"

"Le Grill!? What the hell is that!?"

"My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star."

God I love The Simpsons
" Im an electric car...... I dont go very fast or very far...... and when you drive me people will thing your ghey" ghey robots chanting: "one of us.... one of us".
- the almighty simpsons
ace ventura pet detective:
If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!

oh and i was just watching this movie

theres no reason to become alarmed and we hope youll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
"just a little airborne, its still good its still good!"

the simpsons
From Metalocalypse's Dr. Roxo:

I'm Dr, Roxo, the rock and roll clown! I DO COCAINE!!!
Airship is liek teh best giitar playr evr!!111!1!

Quote by solidgay
Don't use distortion pedals. Just bury your guitar for three weeks, and then dig it up, that should do the job.

^Best Reply Ever!

Quote by imdeth
metaldud damn it I said ignore the penis!
From Seinfeld: George

"It moved."
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.

I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
from father ted

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Metallica 08.07.07
oh, i thought you meant commercials..that would be a good one.

-" jingle bells, miley smells, from a million miles awaaaaaaaaayyyyy yeah!"- Hannah Montana (yah i know, im too old, but i thought it was funny)

-"I'm bleeding, man"- Saw IV
Quote by SteveHouse
M. Night Shyamallama

"What is acoustic? Oh! You mean a grandpa's guitars?" - Toki, Metalocalypse

"Come on. Let's go drink till we can't feel feelings any more." - Peter, Family Guy
Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and cannot remain silent
Victor Hugo
Bart- You're gay for Moleman
Lisa- No you're gay for Moleman
Moleman- Nobody's gay for Moleman

*Lisa sprays Bart in the crotch with a hose*
Lisa- Haha You peed your pants
Grandpa- Shut up it's a serious problem
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
"*something* FIVE!"

-The Todd
There ain't no moral to this story at all. Anything I tell you very well could be a lie.
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