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so the other day me and my friends were talking at lunch, and i decided i wanted to have a catchphrase where you say it and everyone cheers and laughs and claps. you know something you can say that will be like in one of those crappy tv shows.

mine was "Whip It Out!"


Teacher: "do you have your homework?"
me: "Yeah let me..... Whip It Out!"
Audience: hahaha *clap*hahaha

but it also works in other situtations.

Random girl: "im bored"
Me: "let me.....Whip It Out!"

what do you guys think? what would your catchphrase be?
Last edited by aaron6890 at Feb 29, 2008,
I actually have one already.

It's "RAPE!!!"
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Mine is just "I Hate You"
Randomly throw that in while talking to someone. Guranteed to get you stares
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'none of your beeswax'

when i ask her if she has shaved her pussy. Im not actually that interested im just a nosy cvnt.
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I say something like that, it's just:

If I am what I eat, then I'm still human.

It always gets a couple seconds of silence afterwards.
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Mine would be "this thread sucks". I use it heaps whenever I'm in the pit.
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haha mine is "Holy F*ck A Lion"
it's pretty funny when you stand up somewhere with alot of people and shout it out.
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Me and a few of my friends say "Amazing" FAAARRRRRRR too much.

So much, in fact, that we've got others to say it far too much, as well.

Not really a "catchphrase", but we're really the only people who say it more than any other adjective meant for something positive.
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Not mine, but I think this one's brilliant: In some episode of "Married with Children", Al realizes he doesn't talk to his kids enough. So he asks Kelly to tell him about her problems. Some of you might guess where this is going.

She goes something like: "See, I'm ovulating, and I get these cramps right about here, etc. What should I do?", Al sits for a minute with a puzzled look on his face, then he goes "Walk it off."

There you have it, the solution to all medical problems. Common cold? Walk it off. AIDS? Walk it off. Itchy scrotum? Walk it off.

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Mine has to be :


I'll use that whenever I think something is funny, good, tasty etc. It works for everything.
I dont really have one but every time im talking to some one they all ways say hex is the sex even tho im really not lol any way liked it so much got a t-shirt made with that one
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Our group stoner catchphrase is "Lets team up!".

EG "I've got the paper but no weed"
" I got weed but no paper"
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I usually say it when I burn someone.
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Of course he got all the girls, he's Rick Astley.

Like "bro," but with an a and the hard a sound very emphasized.

So I'll see someone and they'll be like 'hey!,' and I'll be all, 'sup BRAAAAAAAAAAA!!'
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Or when i'm feeling particularly flamboyant and gay

That would be all the time then?

Mine would be 'go ****ing die' or some other bitter, hateful statement
Well, if it counts as a catch phrase, mine would be "...porque Dios te odia."
For example:
My brother: "Oh my faggot God, why didn't that friggin' kill him?!" (sucking balls at CoD4 online)
Me: "Porque Dios te odia."

For those of you who don't know, that means "Because God hates you."
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"Titties" (sweet)

"**** me sideways"
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Mines normally 'Shut the hell up! No one cares about your opinion!!!!'

Usually gets complete silence along with murderous looks. It also makes my gf hate me
I say "that's depressing" or "I'm sorry" all the time


friend: "DUDE!!! I LOVE FALL OUT BOY!!!"
me: "I'm sorry"

another ex:

friend: "my mom died"
me: "I'm sorry"

its a win/win situation
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Bohica and "They don't call me Grizzly Adams for nothing. No, really, i have have to pay them"

i don't know if the second one would really be considered a catch phrase tho...
mine has always been "sweet baby jesus of nazareth!" but then some will farrel movie stole it from me
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i say "dude" waaaaay too much. not exactly a catch phrase though.

my "catch phrase" will be "fascinating..." (in a sarcastic tone)


friend: *boring story or statement*
me: fascinating

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I always do this thing where, if someone's telling you this story, I look really spaced out for the entire time, then at the end, after everyone else has laughed or whatever, I just say

It really annoys my family
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