Poll: Who would win in a fight?
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Raccoon
2 4%
Badger
28 55%
OMFG the Ratel
4 8%
nothing beats chuck norris
17 33%
Voters: 51.
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#1
the name says it all, who would win, the badass raccoon or the maw****in badger?
#3
Badgers could kill it without blinking
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#4
yeh dude, badgers are ****en bat**** crazy
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#6
haha
the KANGAROO...im aussie. we dont hav badgers/racoons[that i kno of]...so im paraphrasing
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#7
poll... and badger...
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#8
badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM badger badger badger badger...
#11
Badger would win. Badger would beat pertty much anything...unless you're with Kate Humble, who kicks the faces off badgers.
#12
That is an ADORABLE Badger
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#13
A badger would rip a racoon to pieces. No question about it.
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#14
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alright, my bad for forgetting the most badass animal on the planet, the Ratel

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ratel

It snakes a snakes kill and then goes after then snake, and it sprays assjuice at lions and leopards, now that is badass.


It's like the Chuck Norris of the animal world!
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#19
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The racoon uses toothpaste. What a fag.

This is why Americans think we all have bad teeth.
#21
badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!


come on you all were thinking it.
#22
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The racoon uses toothpaste. What a fag.



hahahahaha
a badger could tear a freaking raccoon apart.
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#23
wow, im seeing here everyone thinks that the badger is the most badass, but im willing to bet my life a ratel would rape the badger, eat its children and consume its soul.
#24
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badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!


come on you all were thinking it.


as soon as i saw the title

http://badgerbadgerbadger.com/
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#26
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wow, im seeing here everyone thinks that the badger is the most badass, but im willing to bet my life a ratel would rape the badger, eat its children and consume its soul.

Then the undead shell of the badger would gangbuttrape the ratel with a fox and a lemur, torture it for 34 years under a CIA license, and give it a sex change (with no anaesthetic), so that they can gangrape it, and brutally abort the foetus of the resulting pregnancy ...

... with a length of razor wire.

Still think your ratel is the tough one?
#27
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Then the undead shell of the badger would gangbuttrape the ratel with a fox and a lemur, torture it for 34 years under a CIA license, and give it a sex change (with no anaesthetic), so that they can gangrape it, and brutally abort the foetus of the resulting pregnancy ...

... with a length of razor wire.

Still think your ratel is the tough one?



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#28
*chuck norris pulls 7565 guns from his pocket and kills all*

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#29
Chuck Norris jokes are as old as Chuck Norris.

Anyway, I think nobody here appreciates how nasty raccoons really are. My dog has gotten in two fights with them and lost, and my dog killed a deer one time. They don't fight back but it's still pretty damn hard for a dog to kill a deer.
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#30
bruce lee>chuck noris.
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#31
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you have some serious issues to take care of

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#32
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+1
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#33
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Chuck Norris jokes are as old as Chuck Norris.

Anyway, I think nobody here appreciates how nasty raccoons really are. My dog has gotten in two fights with them and lost, and my dog killed a deer one time. They don't fight back but it's still pretty damn hard for a dog to kill a deer.


Yeah? And in the woods near where I live I was walking my two dogs and heard some scuffling somewhere and noticed the dogs were over in a thick area of bush.

They were trying to corner a snarling badger so I tried to get them away and as I went to put the bigger one on his lead, the badger leapt towards my hand.

Badgers are moody mother f***ers!
#35
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Yeah? And in the woods near where I live I was walking my two dogs and heard some scuffling somewhere and noticed the dogs were over in a thick area of bush.

They were trying to corner a snarling badger so I tried to get them away and as I went to put the bigger one on his lead, the badger leapt towards my hand.

Badgers are moody mother f***ers!


Yeah, see, that's dogs "trying to corner" a badger. This is my dog trying to survive two separate raccoon attacks.
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#36
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Yeah, see, that's dogs "trying to corner" a badger. This is my dog trying to survive two separate raccoon attacks.


Two dogs trying to corner vs one dog trying to survive... doesn't make an equal comparison dude, different number of dogs.
#37
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Two dogs trying to corner vs one dog trying to survive... doesn't make an equal comparison dude, different number of dogs.


Those dogs are pussies compared to my dog. He killed two geese from one flock after they started taking off but before they got away.
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#38
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Those dogs are pussies compared to my dog. He killed two geese from one flock after they started taking off but before they got away.


For christ's sake, we're arguing over who's dog(s) is/are the biggest wimps. Why the f**k does it matter?

For the sake of arguing, I beg to differ. Your dog was trying to survive raccoon attacks, I think your dog is the pussy. Deal with it, it really doesn't matter.

The whole thread was about a hypothetical fight between two animals.
#39
Badger.

Though Chuck Norris could stand to fight one.
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#40
There's only one way to solve this, I'll bring a raccoon and my dog, you bring a badger and those two dogs. The raccoon will fight the badger, my dog will fight the other dogs, and the winners will fight each other.
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