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#1
Alright so I've got these two steaks how do I cook them in the oven? What temperature do I set it at?

I don't have a grill so don't bother suggesting it please
Last edited by WNxScythe at Mar 4, 2008,
#2
If you have steak please don't cook them in the oven

If its not 'real' steak then, umm, set your oven to 190 (the universal temp), cook it till it looks cooked, check it by cutting into the centre. If its still pink/red/raw/bloody inside stick it back in for longer.

Is it fresh or frozen?
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#4
Cook...STEAK!?!? Grill that beast!!
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#5
Knowing how to cook steak is built into the male human mind.

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#6
frying pan, put them in a slightly oiled frying pan
season the streaks and put them on a medium temperature around 6 or 7.
when done on the bottom side (the side on the heat) flip them over and re-season the next side. put a lid (cooking pot lid) over the steaks and let them simmer on the same heat.
I can't say how long but you'll know when theyre cooked. if you cannot tell simply cut the steak with a knife, if juice with color flows out of the steak it is NOT cooked, if juices with no color flows out then it is cooked, unless you like them rare.

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gralic powder
basil
parsley
salt
pepper

or any of ingredient you'd like to use


here ya go!

EDIT: this comming from a veggie-terrian!
#7
Steak 101

How to cook steak like a real man:

1. Put steak on really really hot flat surface
2. Remove when burnt

Remember to hold tongs throughout entire process.
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#9
If its frozen, defrost it before you roast it. Won't matter in the oven, jsut leave it in for longer..

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Knowing how to cook steak is built into the male human mind.

Unless, of course, you're one of those veggie-terians.


rofl. I agree. Nothin' like standing around a fire cooking meat, grunting occasionally and drinking beer.
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EDIT: this comming from a veggie-terrian!



Female Veggie-terians have no right knowing how to cook steak.


Unless, of course, you provide me with a sample.

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rofl. I agree. Nothin' like standing around a fire cooking meat, grunting occasionally and drinking beer.

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#11
Oven steak won't taste as good as grilled steak.
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#12
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Cook...STEAK!?!? Grill that beast!!

dont f*ck around just listen to this guy^^

Grill FTW!
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#13
Facepalm? It's steak. Cook it.
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#17
grill it, but make sure its still bloody, rare ftw
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#19
If you poke it and blood streams out you have a winner.
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#20
heat.
flip.
heat more.
eat.
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#21
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Steak 101

How to cook steak like a real man:

1. Put steak on really really hot flat surface
2. Remove when burnt

Remember to hold tongs throughout entire process.


No, this is how you eat steak like a real man.

1. Hold match near steak (Note: Must be withing 30 yards)
2. Eat.

Rare Steak FTW!
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#22
Grill it, there's an art though.

Only turn it once, otherwise it gets dry.
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#25
I would like mine rare please with pepper, and some mushrooms and a fried egg on top

also served with chips with brown sauce
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#27
Medium rare steaks are the way to go...

How to cook steak PROPERLY:

1. Grill
2. Cut into it, if it's crimsony-pink with a wee bit of blood, you're good to go.

All this well-done nonsense infuriates me.
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#28
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Don't have access to a grill...


Then you don't eat steak, plain and simple. Bake yourself a pot pie or something but for the love of god, do not dishonor steak like that.


If you want to keep a little bit of your manliness though, just put the oven to like... 500 degrees, throw the steaks in, and just kind of watch them for a bit. When you feel they are good and ready, then take them out. Real men don't give a damn about timing and temperature. It's all instinct.
#29
If you must cook it in the oven, then I would:

-Set oven to broil, allow it to preheat
-spread thin layer of extra virgin olive oil
-sprinkle with greek seasoning, if you don't have that, use salt and pepper
-cook until one side is light brown, flip and repeat

cook time will vary based on thickness of cut. the meat will be more tender the less time it is cooked.
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#30
Surely you have a hob/burner?

DO NOT oven cook steak.

If you don't have a grill just fry it in a pan.

Or go buy a george foreman. They're like £20-30 and they cook stuff fast.

Although they can make steak very dry.
#31
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jesus christ, don't bloody put it in the oven.

Take a frying pan, heat it up hot. Coat the steak in some milk, thenm roll in peppercorns. Flash fry 2-3 minutes either side.

Done.



milk? never tried that...
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#33
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Helps the peppercorns to stick to the meat a bit better. You do the same when you breadcrumb something, like schnitzel.


makes sense. i usually use an extra virgin olive oil to help things stick to red meat. i only use milk on chicken.
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#35
Be a man, just eat it as it is.
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Surely you have a hob/burner?

DO NOT oven cook steak.

If you don't have a grill just fry it in a pan.

Or go buy a george foreman. They're like £20-30 and they cook stuff fast.

Although they can make steak very dry.


Try makes it hard as a rock and disgusting. I'd rather turn into a vegetarian before I ate another piece of meat cooked on a George Foreman.
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#38
Preheat oven to 350 degrees (F). Defrost steak. Put whatever rub you are going to use on it. Place in oven, cook for as long as it takes. I'd let it cook for about 30 minutes and then check on it periodically because I'm not sure how long it should be in there. 350 just seems like a good temp to cook meat on.
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#40
Into a bowl add black pepper corns, onion, garlic, tomato, olive oil, basil, chilli, salt, red wine and lemon.

Place in steak.

Leave in fridge over night.

Into frying pan add the marinating juices prepared with all the bits in it and add the steak into the pan hot.

Add creme or goats cheese.

Fry for a minute each side.

Or you could just slap in some olive oil into a frying pan and cook the steak 1 - 2 mins each side.

God I live the first way of doing it.

Cooking a steak is an art form.
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