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ATTENTION EARTH

The Robot Zombie Army has risen! This unbelievably powerful and handsome collective of evil is sure to control the world in no time, so you might as well throw down your weapons and join the RZA before you are vaporized by our ion cannons.

Since one man cannot be an entire army (except maybe Rambo), YOU, that means YOU SPECIFICALLY, can contribute parts and ideas to this mighty band. For example, if the day's operatins call for guitar solos, YOU can provide the solo! If an accordion break is in order, then YOU can play it for the Army! All styles of music are welcomed into the ranks of the RZA.

This band/army/awesome is an experiment in blurring the line between fan and member; in the RZA, the fans ARE the band. Already, in its terrible might, the RZA has produced a song with which to pummel humanity into oblivion...but without the help of fans and contributors, soon the well will run dry. After all, there are only so many fun ways to take over the world by one's self. Whether by spreading the word about our music or playing our music, YOU are the most important member of the band!

RISE TO THE CHALLENGE! SUPPORT THE INVASION! JOIN THE ROBOT ZOMBIE ARMY TODAY!
Last edited by flame843 at Mar 1, 2008,