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#1
Me and my mates were talking about this the other day. So whats the hierarchy of bandmembers getting laid? For me it would be this:

1. Lead singer
2. Lead guitarist
3. Drummer
3. Rythm guitarist
4. Bassist
5. Keyboard
6. Other
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#6
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whats other mean.

and i would agree with yours.


Others, like trumpet or bull**** like that?
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#7
Contrary to popular belief, your instrument and your likelihood of getting laid are not in any correlation. It's simply the hottest member of the band that scores most.
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#8
ah your list is pretty good... at least us bassists are above the nerdy keyboardists, but i disagree, drummers often smell bad, so bassists sometimes are above them.... what we need is a girl to review this list and fill us in
#10
I think lead guitarists often get more ass than vocalists. maybe even drummers too
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whats the point?


I smell a keyboardist.
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#12
haha I was just talking about the same thing yesterday, Iour list was exactly the same, except ours had no "other"
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#13
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whats the point?


Bit of fun, lighten up! (someone plays keyboard)


EDIT: ^ Beat me to it haha
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WRONG.

The only reason it exists is because drugs get people fucked up, and people love getting fucked up.

#15
i would have to say...

lead singer
lead guitarist
drummer
rhythm guitarist
keyboarder
bassist

but also there are ways the list can change. if any of those members do backing vocals they move up a spot. As well as if the person with the best stage presence moves up one.
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#16
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Whichever is hottest moving downwards.


Pretty much.

The whole "frontman first" mentality is mostly just in terms of more mainstream and popular bands, since frontmen are in the spotlight more.
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#17
Quote by gallagher2006
Singer
Guitarist
Manager
Drummer
Keyboard
Bassist


I'm assuming you're a manager, because there's no way the manager should be that high on the list. In fact, I'm not sure managers should even be on the list.
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but also there are ways the list can change. if any of those members do backing vocals they move up a spot. As well as if the person with the best stage presence moves up one.


Nice theory, you could be right.
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#19
Singer

then the rest of the band gets the groupies the singer doesnt want
#21
Whoever is best looking/most confident. Duh.
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#22
keyboard has to be last. Except the awesome Asian kid from school of rock.
#23
Because I'm the vocalist, lead guitarist, rhythm guitarist, keyboardist, bassist, violinist and drummer for my band, doesn't that mean I'll get loads of sex?

nu-uhh.
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#25
SPOILERS: If you suck on stage, you won't get any sucking off stage

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keyboard has to be last. Except the awesome Asian kid from school of rock.


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WRONG.

The only reason it exists is because drugs get people fucked up, and people love getting fucked up.

#29
Quote by Draken
How about it doesn't matter you pathetic little turd.


Keyboard players really are out in force today, aren't they?
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#30
Quote by captainjackass
Rythm guitarist
Drummer
Rythm guitarist
Singer
Rythm guitarist
Bassist
Rythm guitarist
Homeless guy
Rythm guitarist
Lead guitarist


>_>
<_<


I think i found a rythm guitarist
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#31
Quote by captainjackass
Rythm guitarist
Drummer
Rythm guitarist
Singer
Rythm guitarist
Bassist
Rythm guitarist
Homeless guy
Rythm guitarist
Lead guitarist


>_>
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Lead Singer
Lead Guitarist
Drummer
Bassist
Keyboardist
Cellist
Violinist
Saxophonist
Violist
Harmonica Player
Rhythm Guitarist
#32
Quote by Draken
How about it doesn't matter you pathetic little turd.


Whoa whoa whoa, uncalled for?

Chill out, your a guitarist, your somewhere at the top
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WRONG.

The only reason it exists is because drugs get people fucked up, and people love getting fucked up.

#35
Quote by Draken
No i'm a bassist and a pianist.


Ahhhh, this explains things
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WRONG.

The only reason it exists is because drugs get people fucked up, and people love getting fucked up.

#36
Quote by Draken
No i'm a bassist and a pianist.


Yeah, I was kidding... Didn't the give it away?
I play bass in my band and I'm not whining, because it's a bit of fun. (And I can always get off with the excuse "But I also know how to play rhythm/lead >.>
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#37
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Poor keyboardist.

But I doubt that's the case with The Mars Volta....



is Ikey a pimp-ass mofo or what?

also, i think Cedric swallows his groupies whole, cuz that falsetto is just unnatural moaning. (i love TMV by the way; one of my favorite bands).
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[quote="'Anno[fzk"]']is Ikey a pimp-ass mofo or what?

also, i think Cedric swallows his groupies whole, cuz that falsetto is just unnatural moaning. (i love TMV by the way; one of my favorite bands).
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