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#1
Simple thread. If you had the opportunity to say one thing to Jesus and/or God, what would you say?


To Jesus, I would say "wow. You really do look like that guy from Nickelback."


I would ask God: if he is the merciful, all-loving being they say he is, why does he allow Michael Bay to continue making movies?


#3
Cheers for the penis!

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#7
how the **** could you let jimi die?
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#8
Quote by Powerhouse
To Jesus, I would say "wow. You really do look like that guy from Nickelback."

You probably wouldn't since he'd be middle eastern.
#12
"oh my god"
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#14
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Cheers for the penis!


SIGGED!!!

id say to god why the **** did you put bollocks on the outside where they can hurt!?

to jesus, top man being the top goal scorer at newcastle fc (jesus is of course alan shearer )
upon discussing Shay Laren..

Originally Posted by FloyDZeD
I googled her, and now I have a boner. Thanks a lot.



and horny things we done as youngsters, this one involving involving poo..

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#15
"love the work big guy really do and love the shoes. call me sometime and we'll get lunch."
#16
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You probably wouldn't since he'd be middle eastern.



I take it you know him, eh?
#17
Quote by little david
SIGGED!!!

id say why the **** did you put bollocks on the outside where they can hurt!?


Thus proving; God is a women
#18
I'd ask him about all of the suffering and death in the world. I'd ask him about why my life didn't turn out the way I wanted it to. I'd ask why he took my grandpa so early in life. I'd ask why I'm still here, and not dead in some ditch. I'd ask why my family gets all of these checks from relative's dying and why I feel terrible about the money. I don't know, I don't think I'd be able to handle myself if god just suddenly started talking to me, I'd get pissed about something stupid and he'd send me to hell because I did something wrong... I guess that's life though
#19
To Jesus "Mr. Frusciante, I love your music!"

To God "What did you do with Coolio?!?!?"
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#20
id be like hey, if ur so all pwoerful, homwcome im drunk?
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#22
I don't talk to myself.


holy **** I fail.
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#23
You're REAL?!?!
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#24
i dont believe in god mostly but if he did
i would say
"why do you have money concepts, war, poverty all the bad things youre a goddamn dick for letting people suffer. asshole"
#25
Actually going by what i know from Dogma, if i saw god i would ask her why she wrote ironic and if she likes hockey....God is a canadian.
#26
Quote by Powerhouse
I take it you know him, eh?

No, but I know where he allegedly came from if he existed.

And that's the middle east.
#28
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"love the work big guy really do and love the shoes. call me sometime and we'll get lunch."


God wears shoes.
#29
"hi"
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#30
"Sup God"
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#33
Quote by Draken
Actually going by what i know from Dogma, if i saw god i would ask her why she wrote ironic and if she likes hockey....God is a canadian.

she wouldn't talk to you though, or else your head would go splodey... they went through seven adams before they figured that out... you'd have to ask snape to ask her
#34
hi
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#35
If such an occasion occured, I would do the only thing one could.

Stairway to heaven
sigh...
#36
Quote by wizards?
she wouldn't talk to you though, or else your head would go splodey... they went through seven adams before they figured that out... you'd have to ask snape to ask her



Nah i'm special we've talked plenty of times, god likes playing old p.c. games and loves homeworld.
#37
I'm in trouble, aren't I?

Or...

I swear she told me she was 14... I told her, "13 at least, but there is no way..."...
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