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#1
Si i'm currently having hickups. What's good agsinst it? I have nooen to scare me, btw, and no cups to fill with water.
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#6
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Most (of not all) of thos include aglass of water. I already explained I do not have acess to succh a thing, nor do i have the stablity to do some... advanced stuff

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****...Kensai is wasted...



you're wasted
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#8
Options:

1. Kensai is drunk/ high/ hallucinating/ any combination of the aforementioned.
2. Kensai got hacked.

Either way,
#10
Drunk Kensai>Sobre Kensai

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#13
yuo know you guys arent hlelping
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#16
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yuo know you guys arent hlelping

^duh, this is like asking a medical question on here... it just doesn't work


you should make a thread about penises and then talk about hickups... then you'd get answers
#17
You make me seriosuly lulzy sometimes Kensai, thank you.
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#19
teaspoon of honey.
works every time
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#21
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^I've heard that too, I should try it


after some serious sceintific research I can say it's really icky and gross. I wouldnt recommend it unless youre really into honey.
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#22
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****...Kensai is wasted...



Kensai? Drunk?

Hold on, I'll alert the papers
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[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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#23
Kensai, I'll help you out a bit bro, since these useless gits are too busy being useless.

The only way to cure the hiccups is to drink more, mate.
#24
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Kensai, I'll help you out a bit bro, since these useless gits are too busy being useless.

The only way to cure the hiccups is to drink more, mate.


Having tried that since 4 hours ago I'll hve to sa its quite useless. i think iutll go to bread instead

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Kensai? Drunk?

Hold on, I'll alert the papers


Bah, quiet you!
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#25
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Having tried that since 4 hours ago I'll hve to sa its quite useless. i think iutll go to bread instead

Dammit, you're not trying hard enough!
#26
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Having tried that since 4 hours ago I'll hve to sa its quite useless. i think iutll go to bread instead


Kensai, how exactly does one go to "bread?"
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Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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#27


its not rocket sience, peopl!
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#30
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hold youre breath and count to...nevermind, countings out. hold your breath for a long time


hold your breath until you can't anymore. Do it a couple of times. Surefire cure.
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#31
== Suicide Method ==
Take a gun, ((loaded)) and point at the skull. Pull trigger. Hick ups and all other problems now cured!

100% success rate.
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#32
Come on guys, we don't want him to die. :\

Anyway, I'm gonna go get high. Maybe then I can start thinking like him and we can formulate a solid plan to tackle this crisis.
#33


Oh wow, Kensai drunk is freaking hilarious.
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#35
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Oh wow, Kensai more drunk than usual is freaking hilarious.


Fixed.
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#37
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How do we know this is isn't sober Kensai?


Because sober Kensai doesn't exist. There's only drunk Kensai, and overly drunk Kensai.
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#39
Perhaps he should videotape himself, and give it to us. This medical condition requires a visual analysis.

So come now, Kensai, give us a video of you in your current state .
Who dat?
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