#1
well, yea what do you do? cause i ran with my kid because i dont feel like going to jail if i touch her.
#3
Get a new wife.

Seriously. Fsck that.
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#5
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I would uppercut that bitch.


lol

+1 to that.
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#6
Use your matrix reflexes to dodge her punches then run up the side of the wall and hang from the cieling where she cant touch you
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#8
train the kid to fight her, that way you can't get in any trouble, can you?
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#9
umm.. not much you can do. nothing really will happen to her if you were to report her, but you'd end up arrested or something.

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#10
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Get a new wife.

Seriously. Fsck that.

Yeah. For 100% sure.

You could call the cops if you're looking for sole custody or whatever. You'd probably get laughed at, but only because some people are assholes. Good luck man.
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#15
Why is ok for a woman to hit her husband but its considered abuse when the man smacks her back? I wouldn't take that ****.
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#16
well i tried to take custody of my son, but you know in a very sexist court system i got half.... she punches me in the face aqnd gets half...... im moving to england. well i left her but didnt divorce yet. dont believe in it.
#18
she probably had a good reason..... like u dont own an SG.... end of
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#19
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Talk to her about why violence shouldn't be in families.


+1 Agreed.
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#20
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train the kid to fight her, that way you can't get in any trouble, can you?


i have thought of that.
#21
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Why is ok for a woman to hit her husband but its considered abuse when the man smacks her back? I wouldn't take that ****.

He could file suit for spousal abuse
#23
Quote by Liarsenic13
well i tried to take custody of my son, but you know in a very sexist court system i got half.... she punches me in the face aqnd gets half...... im moving to england. well i left her but didnt divorce yet. dont believe in it.

Did you file a police report about her hitting you? Assault really shouldn't be taken lightly in a child custody case. As for the divorce thing, whatever man. I would totally divorce her, but if those are your beliefs, then believe away.
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#24
wait until she is sleeping
put your amp by her ears
plug in your guitar
turn up your amp really loud
turn on the distortion
then tap her on the shoulder and wake her up and try to work out your problems verbally, because violence is not the answer, make up sex is.
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#29
Falcon Punch!
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#30
trick her by acting really compassionate, say you're sorry, and have makeup sex, then, right before she orgasm's, punch her in the face.
#31
normally I'd say "accidental" buttsex.

But in this case I'm going to give the advice I've given on UG many times before:

Buy a gift box, **** in it 3 or 4 times, mail it to her.

Win.
#35
Punch her back.

Then get her to make me a sammich.
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#36
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punch her, its hardly wife beating if she attacked you first its just defense

Don't know much about the judicial system do you?
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#37
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trick her by acting really compassionate, say you're sorry, and have makeup sex, then, right before she orgasm's, punch her in the face.


best answer so far