#1
Who has the most gruesome/creative way to kill a person?
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2. Or any movies/shows

Il start...

Give them a piercing at the back of the neck, so their still alive
Then rip it out, the flesh will hang in two places, so stick your finger
in to the neck and rip the throat out. Put your hand down the neck
and pull the small intestine out, then put it over the head, and suffocate them.
#3
People who think of creative a gruesome ways to kill people in their free time may want to get screened for psychological problems.
#4
gruesome sucks.

If you want to f*ck someone over, give them a small dose of botulinum. It paralyzes from the top down, and they die from being unable to breathe as their intercostal muscles can't work. They know they're dying, and can't do anything about it.

Botulinum is pretty easy to cultivate as well, if you have a basic understanding of microbiology and the bacteria.
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And on topic - some how remove the person's leg without killing or knocking them out then insert the removed leg into their anus [whatever flaots-ya-boat]...then throw them down some stairs or something...it's late, i can't be bothered to think...
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#9
feed them their own brain. take that ray leota!
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#10
I would have said Mr. Hands torture, but that is stealing from a certain video
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this isnt the most gruesome way, but there was once a king in England I beleive who was overthrown and killed by having a red hot iron stuck up his anus until he died...

if you think about it, thatd be so incredibly painful, plus id assume itd take some time to actually die
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#14
Saw this on the Dean Guitar Forums. I don't know if it'd kill you, but sounds fucking painful.

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#15
Place them in an Iron Maiden. OR you could boil them alive. OR you could put them in a giant waffle iron. OR you could slowly cut off limbs and whatnot until they bleed to death. OR put them in a giant blender. The possibilities are endless.
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Place them in an Iron Maiden. OR you could boil them alive. OR you could put them in a giant waffle iron. OR you could slowly cut off limbs and whatnot until they bleed to death. OR put them in a giant blender. The possibilities are endless.


It takes about 4-6 minutes to bleed to death if you cut a leg off. Removal of limbs sucks as a process of gruesome death. It's too quick
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Make them read this forum until their brain explodes.

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#18
feed them to the pear.
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Quote by CFH82
Saw this on the Dean Guitar Forums. I don't know if it'd kill you, but sounds fucking painful.

"Stick a thermometer down his pee hole and break it"

they used that as punishment in some country during WWII, i think.
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#21
How about strapping them down to a table. Cutting them but not enough that they'll actually die, and then let oh say 1,000 human bot flies lay their larvae in them. Keep them alive till they die from being eaten away by fly larvae.
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How about strapping them down to a table. Cutting them but not enough that they'll actually die, and then let oh say 1,000 human bot flies lay their larvae in them. Keep them alive till they die from being eaten away by fly larvae.


That's weird, before I read this post I was on wiki reading about bot flies and remembereing a TV show I was watching about them.
#23
Rub the strongest antiperspirant you can find over the victim's entire body, causing him to be completely unable to sweat, causing him to have hyperthermia, effectively cooking himself to death.

I win.
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take him to the desert, strip him naked, cut off his eyelids and make him lay on his back on an anthill. without eyelids he has to stare at the sun. cover is balls and dick with honey, this way the ants will annihilate his genitals for the lols. leave him til he dies.

this was from Slaughterhouse 5 i think... or breakfast of champions. cant remember.
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That's weird, before I read this post I was on wiki reading about bot flies and remembereing a TV show I was watching about them.


Actually it's kinda funny that you mention a TV show, since when I was little I remember seeing something about them and ever since I've thought that they're one of the nastiest little buggers around. And that'd be one hell of a way to go.
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Actually it's kinda funny that you mention a TV show, since when I was little I remember seeing something about them and ever since I've thought that they're one of the nastiest little buggers around. And that'd be one hell of a way to go.


Did that TV show have a cougar attack, and a snake that got into a house's toilet and nearly got the kid?
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Did that TV show have a cougar attack, and a snake that got into a house's toilet and nearly got the kid?


It's possible, it was SO long ago though I can't really remember. But it was something on animals like on either the Discovery Channel or Animal Planet.
#31
OOOOHHHH i have one!

take lime acid and dissolve theri ears and fingers
then take the lime acid and slowly drip small amounts all over their body
then 2 drops on both eyes
take a hot needle and stab them upward in the jaw
and then take the lime acid and pour huge amounts down their throat
and pour some champagne and say "Toast!" while their inner throat lining is dissolveing from the inside out!
Epic fail for the victim!

I think i won this thread!
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take him to the desert, strip him naked, cut off his eyelids and make him lay on his back on an anthill. without eyelids he has to stare at the sun. cover is balls and dick with honey, this way the ants will annihilate his genitals for the lols. leave him til he dies.

this was from Slaughterhouse 5 i think... or breakfast of champions. cant remember.


I think it was Slaughterhouse-Five, too.

It's nice to see a fellow Vonnegut fan on UG.
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EDIT: Vonnegut ftw! im reading God Bless You Mr. Rosewater right now. ive read 9 out of his 15 fiction novels.

wait untill they move to a new town. hire everyone in that town as actors, and make everyone but your target in on it. instruct your actors to treat your target like crap, destroying any self respect or self worth he might have. introduce yourself to the person, as a neighbor or roommate. being closer makes it better. isolate him from friends/family. wait for him to kill himself. point and laugh.

QED
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