#1
in an elevator, at a street corner, waiting in line for ice cream, wherever, and you're surrounded by strangers. You're all so close to each other that you're practically shoulder to shoulder and stomach to back. It's freaking crowded. It's also very hot, very smelly as it seems nobody takes showers anymore except you. One guy infront of you thinks it would be a good idea to cover up his un-sanitary life style with some heavy Axe. It smells oooooooooo so f*cking bad you want to kill yourself.


Then all of a sudden someone puts their



in your butt.

What do you do?
#2
shank them
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#4
kick some ass
then pull out my knife and cut his thumb off
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amen brother,
amen!

i would eat their children
#6
this needs a pear. seriously, what the f*ck?
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#7
I would sniff his thumb.

ewwwwww.
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#14
fail

edit: but what would I do? take a poo on it.
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#18
i'd probably fart on the thumb then turn around and wink at the guy
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#23
Quote by sneaky_snake
in an elevator, at a street corner, waiting in line for ice cream, wherever, and you're surrounded by strangers. You're all so close to each other that you're practically shoulder to shoulder and stomach to back. It's freaking crowded. It's also very hot, very smelly as it seems nobody takes showers anymore except you. One guy infront of you thinks it would be a good idea to cover up his un-sanitary life style with some heavy Axe. It smells oooooooooo so f*cking bad you want to kill yourself.


Then all of a sudden someone puts their



in your butt.

What do you do?



lol that made me laugh for some reason. Thank you
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#24
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iOne guy infront of you thinks it would be a good idea to cover up his un-sanitary life style with some heavy Axe. It smells oooooooooo so f*cking bad you want to kill yourself.

It was bad enough here. Why did you have to go make it worse?

My roommate drenches himself in Axe at least four times a day. It smells like absolute crap in our room because of him.