#3
I would choose alive...that way there's a better chance they would answer.
Thus sayeth the Lord.

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#4
Quote by musicianamedave
I would choose alive...that way there's a better chance they would answer.

#5
Quote by musicianamedave
I would choose alive...that way there's a better chance they would answer.



you precluded the vital word 'if'

you'll never get the chance anyway its just fantasy. who knows there may be a Ultimateguitar in hell.
#7
I'd ask Dimebag what it feels like to be shot in the back of the head....


I'm going to hell.

"Music is an expression. Not competition." ~ Woe, Is Me

Guitar
ESP LTD Viper 400

Amp
Orange Crush 35LDX
#8
Kurt Cobain. Who did it?
Quote by Vornik
Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
#9
Quote by ralph wiggum


Thanks ralph, that's always appreciated.

Quote by Andreas1
you precluded the vital word 'if'

you'll never get the chance anyway its just fantasy. who knows there may be a Ultimateguitar in hell.


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which brings me to my next point kids: don't smoke crack.
Thus sayeth the Lord.

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#10
Quote by Thebiz
I'd ask Dimebag what it feels like to be shot in the back of the head....


I'm going to hell.


i want to hate you
but i laughed
so i guess i cant say anything
Vikings? What Vikings? We are but poor, simple farmers. The village was burning when we got here, and the people must have slain themselves.
#11
I would ask Jim Morrison if he's ever walked in a desert with a naked Indian....
Quote by Fat Lard
Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

Quote by captainsnazz
brot pls
#12
Ask Kurt Cobain what a shotgun tastes like....


Quote by Beakwithteeth
What a coincidence one time I ****ed your cousin in the eye.
#13
I would ask Kieth Richards if he's alive
Quote by powerhead
Mentallica, i think you just made my drive shank crank

Quote by beadhangingOne


You sir, are a true hero.


Quote by silversoulcage
Dude, seriously, you're an ass hole. That place where **** comes out, yea that's you man.
#15
I'd ask Jim Morrison if he really did see a dieing indian on the side of the road.
My obligatory gear list

Guitars
Schecter C-1 Classic
Gibson SG Special
1987 Fender Strat
Epiphone PR-150

Amp and Effects
Peavey Valveking 112
Boss DD-6
Crybaby Wah-wah
Ibanez TS-9DX
Banshee 2 Talkbox


Crit plz! Wh ore of Gommorah
#16
I'd ask Meat Loaf what "that" is.
My style is impetuous.
My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious.
I want your heart.
I want to eat your children.

-Mike Tyson
#17
Quote by dann_blood
Kurt Cobain. Who did it?


This. I believe he was murdered. OMG CONSPIRACY!1!!
Proud Member of the "Shoop da Whoop club"
PM C.C. Deville to join

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#18
i would ask hendrixix where he gets his weed
Fender American Special Telecaster
Blackstar HT-5
Wren and Cuff Tall Font Russian
BBE Sonic Stomp
Mojo Hand FX Recoil Delay
Empress ParaEQ
#21
Quote by BladeSlinger
I would ask Jim Morrison if he's ever walked in a desert with a naked Indian....


Hey
McLovin is my hero!

It's not the going that the pit cares about.
It's the coming.
#23
Quote by IlikeTheSKA
I'd ask Meat Loaf what "that" is.

youre in luck!
i am meatloaf!

the answer is found in my famous song 'i'd do anything for love (but i wont do that)', you just havnt looked hard enough.

"after a while you'll forget everything
it was a brief interlude and a midsummer nights fling
and you'll see that its time to move on

I WONT DO THAT

i know the territory
i've been around
it'll all turn to dust
and we'll all fall down
sooner or later you'll be screwing around

I WONT DO THAT"

see
i wont do THAT
Quote by Machanix
We play guitar.... we're automatically on top of the world.

Life Is A Lemon And I Want My Money Back!

A Wasted Youth
Is Better By Far
Than A Wise And Productive Old Age

Good Girls Go To Heaven, But The Bad Girls Go Everywhere!
#24
Quote by jaco_pasto
i would ask Kieth moon what its like to take horse tranquilizers



I could answer that for you.
#26
I would ask Maynard James Keenan to be my BFF... and probably be rejected.
#28
Quote by musicianamedave
I would choose alive...that way there's a better chance they would answer.

that was a wierd image I just had there...

I'd ask Frank Zappa why he's so funny.

Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#32
Quote by BladeSlinger
I would ask Jim Morrison if he's ever walked in a desert with a naked Indian....


i do love waynes world 2
Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.
#34
Quote by fredars
I'd ask Lennon if he's pals with Jesus now

I'd ask lennon if he WAS jesus.
#35
I'd ask Randy Rhoads where he gets his awesome from
Current Gear:
LTD MH-400 with Gotoh GE1996T (EMG 85/60)
PRS SE Custom 24 (Suhr SSH+/SSV)
Ibanez RG3120 Prestige (Dimarzio Titans)
Squier Vintage Modified 70s Jazz V
Audient iD22 interface
Peavey Revalver 4, UAD Friedman BE100/DS40
Adam S3A monitors
Quote by Anonden
You CAN play anything with anything....but some guitars sound right for some things, and not for others. Single coils sound retarded for metal, though those who are apeshit about harpsichord probably beg to differ.
#36
the one and only question...

Can I ask you a whole lotta more questions?
#37
Quote by JvL
the one and only question...

Can I ask you a whole lotta more questions?

+1!
Current Gear:
LTD MH-400 with Gotoh GE1996T (EMG 85/60)
PRS SE Custom 24 (Suhr SSH+/SSV)
Ibanez RG3120 Prestige (Dimarzio Titans)
Squier Vintage Modified 70s Jazz V
Audient iD22 interface
Peavey Revalver 4, UAD Friedman BE100/DS40
Adam S3A monitors
Quote by Anonden
You CAN play anything with anything....but some guitars sound right for some things, and not for others. Single coils sound retarded for metal, though those who are apeshit about harpsichord probably beg to differ.