#1
So... I had a few too drink, and went home. I went inside and got naked cause I was at home, and who doesn't do that... you know? So I just go and chill, and watch some t.v. and play some guitar, but it turns out i had a few too many, and was in someone else's house. So the cops came, and they told me not to do it again... and got a ticket. it sucked.
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#4
hahahaha. Oh man, that is a weird night.
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#5
Hey bitch, don't get drunk and run naked around my house again, or i'll shoot you next time.
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#6
Well, at least you didn't sodomize anyone...
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#7
... i don't think anyone got the joke...
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#8
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#10
Quote by IMABBALLPLAYER
... i don't think anyone got the joke...


I got it.. you were referencing the other thread the guy made about someone naked running in his house.
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#11
Quote by Ultimate_Gio92
I got it.. you were referencing the other thread the guy made about someone naked running in his house.

okay thank god. I think some people were taking me seriously.
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#12
i call bullsh*t.....how can you get drunk enough to go into a house, think you go to a room that is yours, pick up a guitar that you think is yours and play? unless this house had a same floor plan, you would have gotten lost tryin to find your room because of how drunk you say you were.
#13
Quote by guitarslutxxx
i call bullsh*t.....how can you get drunk enough to go into a house, think you go to a room that is yours, pick up a guitar that you think is yours and play? unless this house had a same floor plan, you would have gotten lost tryin to find your room because of how drunk you say you were.

*sigh*
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#14
Quote by guitarslutxxx
i call bullsh*t.....how can you get drunk enough to go into a house, think you go to a room that is yours, pick up a guitar that you think is yours and play? unless this house had a same floor plan, you would have gotten lost tryin to find your room because of how drunk you say you were.

its a joke you stupid douche
#15
This is one of the few threads mocking other threads that I actually found humorous. You win, IMABBALLPLAYER.
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Quote by brandon369852
This is one of the few threads mocking other threads that I actually found humorous. You win, IMABBALLPLAYER.
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#19
Quote by Jackintehbox
You ruined it. I didn't see the other thread, I thought you were serious.

Yeah, i probably should have kept it going longer. oh well.
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#20
Quote by IMABBALLPLAYER
... i don't think anyone got the joke...

I did. I lol'd quite abundantly
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#21
NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!! the whole mocking another thread thing is getting kinda old now... seriously.
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#23
Quote by Esp_kill07
NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!! the whole mocking another thread thing is getting kinda old now... seriously.

*looks at first page....* Yup... everyone hates it.
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#25
Ha.

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#26
Quote by ACG
Ha.

You have the same b-day as me...

well. it is a great day to be born.
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#27
Quote by IMABBALLPLAYER
well. it is a great day to be born.


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