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#1
OK so heres the story: I got caught smoking a couple days ago and got ground. In the middle of this I told my mom and my step dad that I didn't want to go to church. So now here I am they took my phone, my car, told me I couldn't go to my interview, shut the power and also took all the house phones so I couldn't call my dad and then went to church. Now this is all because I said I didn't want to be a jehovah witness. Crazy huh?
Just needed to vent.
(They think I'm too stupid to turn the power on, and I just hooked up an old phone we had.)
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#2
I wouldn't want to be a Jehovah's Witness either. I'm Christian.

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#3
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I wouldn't want to be a Jehovah's Witness either. I'm Christian.



At this point I'm tired of any religion. Christian or otherwise.
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#4
I can't say I blame you
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#6
that sounds like my parents bc im failing Algebra II bc my teacher dosnt know how to teach anything. All my parents do is like take my guitar and xbox out of my room until im done with homework or until i bitch to a certain extent
#7
Go expose some Jehovahs Witnesses for CP.

Its what my mum did.
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#8
i'm with you man
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#9
Wow dude all of that? I feel bad for you
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#11
I was like "church isn't too bad" until I saw Jehovah's Witness.

I'm there with ya, I wouldn't have gone either.
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#12
If I were you I would make sure I re-disabled the power and hid the phone before my parents came back
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#14
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#15
^+1

But you should never have beliefs forced on to you.
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#16
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If I were you I would make sure I re-disabled the power and hid the phone before my parents came back


I hid the phone. But they can piss off about the power. She told me to clean my room. How do they expect me to wash my clothes?

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I would except its like 10 miles to the nearest town and I don't have my car keys.
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#17
Hmm, call your dad, go to his house, write a song about their bitchiness and make millions of dollars off it just to spite them.
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Hmm, call your dad, go to his house, write a song about their bitchiness and make millions of dollars off it just to spite them.



Dude I wish I could go to my dads house but I live in Indiana and he lives in Arizona. Ya my mom said she was gonna take my guitars if I don't clean my room. I told her I bought all of them so she can fu.ck off
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#20
No offense, but I would not want to be a Jehovah's Witness. I mean, I'm not a member of any religion, but Jehovah's Witness always seem so depressing. No holidays, or birthdays. That must suck.
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#23
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Okay, try waiting until tomorrow, when you get your stuff back, then leave.



If I can find my keys I'm leaving today.


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Hmm...Go to a friend's house?



What friends? I'm pretty much not even allowed to know anyone outside of their church.


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No offense, but I would not want to be a Jehovah's Witness. I mean, I'm not a member of any religion, but Jehovah's Witness always seem so depressing. No holidays, or birthdays. That must suck.



Yea it does. I can't even hang out with my friends cuz my parents think that whenever I go out I'm snorting crack and fu.cking chicks.
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#24
IF I do leave I'm deffinatly taking my ****.
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Yea it does. I can't even hang out with my friends cuz my parents think that whenever I go out I'm snorting crack and fu.cking chicks.


wait... you wouldn't be?
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#26
Just a tad harsh isn't it.

I say go live with your Dad, your current family situation sound slike a bitch.


#27
Sounds pretty bad.

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#29
Whats a Jehovah's Witness?
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#32
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Whats a Jehovah's Witness?


They are the wierd ones who think there is just a certain amount of places in heven. I wonder what happens if all the places are full and there is someone who is a really good person. Would it be like "too bad, bot take a number" or would God kick out the person in heaven who was least good.....

Wouldn't you parents breaking the law trying to force their religion on you? Isn't there a right to choose your own religion. And the UN has a convention saying a child has the right to choose their own religion. but at the same time they have one saying that parents have the right to raise their children in their own religion.
#33
I'd have left already.
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#34
Religion thread
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#35
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But really what were you smoking? Just cigarettes?


Just cigarettes.

Seriously I should have made a bunch of copies. I feel stupid I put it off so when I needed them there not there.
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#37
Go 2 your dad's house.
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#39
So I was upstairs putting my clothes in the dryer and guess what? Spare key was sitting right in the bottom of the washer. gonna get my **** packed tomorrow after school when my parents are gone and ****ing hit the road.
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#40
Jehova's Witness is a cult, seriously. you look up the definition of a cult, and then look at jehova's witness, and it fits in every single way. good for you for getting out of it.

your parent's behavior is because they've been brainwashed by the cult.

steal the car, drive to a friend's house, hide the car, and stay there.

seriously, Jehova's witness is scary sh!t.
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