#2
There was a thread about a guy that injured his wrist from masturbating too hard. Does that count?
#3
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There was a thread about a guy that injured his wrist from masturbating too hard. Does that count?

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#5
I was playing football once and I was trying to tackle this dodgy bloke but I slipped, I ended bruising my ligament, doesn't sound bad but it was the worst pain I have ever felt, twas agony
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#6
Leg cramps in the middle of the night. Don't care if it's not a injury. Hurts like hell.
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#8
dislocated knee cape and my calf stuck out where it should have been worst pain ever
and i nearly broke my back once:P
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#9
i was intending to start another power lifting workout in about the 2nd week of january and went very heavy on deadlifts ended up f****g up my lower back and im still out. Been to a chiopractise my joints are getting tangled up with the nerves and the muscles around it are also inflamed and its bloodyyy sore
#10
I was kicking a balloon around, and kicked the back of my other foot.
I broke my toe as a result.
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#11
when i was younger me and my friend were pulling each other around with a bike and skateboard
i was on the skateboard
he stopped all of a sudden because a car was coming down the road, but skateboards don't have breaks and i couldn't jump off in time
i went right in front of the car and got hit
broke my collar bone and leg
sprained other crap too

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#12
- I split my head open four times within 0-6 years of age.
- I split my chin open twice
- I broke my arm going down a slide (wtf?)
- I broke my foot playing football

Yeah i'm an idiot.
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#14
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Leg cramps in the middle of the night. Don't care if it's not a injury. Hurts like hell.


I get them in the day as well sometimes. Gets very funny looks while I'm desperately trying to force my leg into a position where I can strech it.

My only 'real' injury has beena dislocated arm, from londing badly on it ona bouncy castle. Worst thing, I went to a doctor afterwards as I was unable to move it. Bruised my arse . Had it for 4 days until a family friend (also a doctor) grabbed it and snapped it into place. God that hurt
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#15
well, i was snowboarding in a backwoods trail, and i went too fast and my side hit a tree... the bone was bruised, not just the skin. it hurt for a few weeks. then the next day i pulled a quad when i was boarding.
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#16
paper cut's are the worst, especially right on the tip of your finger where the callus is coz playin guitar suddenly becomes REALLY hard to do
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#17
I was riding my bike to a buds house when my foot slips and I fall face first to asphalt. I woke up with blood all over my face. and to add insult to injury, when i tried to get up, i fell right on my bloody chin because my shirt was caught on my bars
#18
i off of a railing onto tile from 2 stories up
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#19
I was running with a group of people on a sidewalk on a local campus, and someone dropped their keys behind me. I totally knew who it was, but my reflex was to look backwards, and when I turned back around, I ran my shoulder into a parking metre. The friggin thing split my skin, but it wasn't bleeding too bad. It left a pretty cool scar.
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#20
It was late at night at a music fest I was at. I was walking across the street to our campsite when suddenly I am falling (about 9 feet) into a brook where I smash my head onto a rock.

Strangely enough it didn't hurt very much, but I was acting very odd the next few day's so I'll call it a brain injury. I probably had concussion, but I am neither dead nor retarded, so it couldn't have been that bad.
#21
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I was kicking a balloon around, and kicked the back of my other foot.
I broke my toe as a result.


Have i stopped laughing yet? LOL not quite, now that is just comic genius (<sp?).
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I was kicking a balloon around, and kicked the back of my other foot.
I broke my toe as a result.
#23
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Have i stopped laughing yet? LOL not quite, now that is just comic genius (<sp?).
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It ruined my soccer season

It was hilarious though, I was rolling around on the ground in extreme pain while my parents just laughed for a good 15 minutes.
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#24
Decided to tackle a wall in football one time (BIG mistake) and ended up knocking myself out, dislocating my shoulder and completely snapping my upper arm in two. Did people see Eduardo's recent injury? Kinda looked like that. =P
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#25
one day i was dirtbiking and i did a wheelie and then i crashed
i eventually had to go to the hospital and have surgery on my side
it was a pain worse than death itself
it sucked but left a wicked 4inch scar
#26
from the korn concert i went to i get mashed lol, a black eye, split lip and i nearly broke my nose

i fell down the stairs when i was younger and broke my little finger on my right hand

i've had my lung collapes..which sucks coz i'm a vocalist,

i've gotten a nail straight through my foot on two seperate occations

and have got loads of injurys from a car crash i had when i was around 9 or 10
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#27
I have another one.

My friend and I were driving whiffle balls in his back yard, and I was way too close to him while he swung.

He hit me in the face on the back swing with a 9 iron. I got a few stitches.
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It's stereo amp, and I don't think it's tube. However, for a stereo amp, it is very good. Don't plug guitar into it; just use it as hi-fi if it works.
#28
MOAR


I have a blue spot in my forehead from when I was running down the stairs with a pencil and lodged it in my forehead.

I have a scar on my eyelid from a sledding accident. I was going down head first and slammed into some random iron rod sticking out of the ground.
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It's stereo amp, and I don't think it's tube. However, for a stereo amp, it is very good. Don't plug guitar into it; just use it as hi-fi if it works.
#29
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Leg cramps in the middle of the night. Don't care if it's not a injury. Hurts like hell.


OMG, yes!

The most painfull thing i have ever experianced.


It once left me with a limp for days. no joke.
#30
Broke my hand in a soccer game bad enough to get 7 screws and a plate in my right hand.
Messing with black powder and a glass bottle and blew a hole through my foot.
K.O.'d a few times
that just in the past 6 months, I'm too lazy to type anything else

Although I cut my nose deep enough I had a third nostril
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