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#1
Anyone know any good self harm jokes and dont say its not a laughing matter because neither is the holocaust but there are still jokes about it.
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#2
What's great about emo grass?
It cuts itself.

What do you call a person that self harms and live in at the poles?
an eskemo.

Those were lame...
#4
emo's ARE a joke, you don't need us to point that out...
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#5
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emo's ARE a joke, you don't need us to point that out...


Everyone to ever self harm was emo?

Oh yeah sorry I forgot that.


It is not a laughing matter.
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#6
giant raven is a dork, "oooh im gonna report you cuz im a nerd and i have no life and i probly voted for obama cuz im laaame!!"
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#7
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Everyone to ever self harm was emo?

Oh yeah sorry I forgot that.


It is not a laughing matter.


+1
#8
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giant raven is a dork, "oooh im gonna report you cuz im a nerd and i have no life and i probly voted for obama cuz im laaame!!"


*reported*

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#9
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*reported*

If you've got a problem with someone, then don't bother commenting about it in a thread they're not actually in.

Like you, wow i think im cool cuz i report people, awesome. YOU'RE THE MAN I BET U GET SOME ALLL THE TIME
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#10
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Like you, wow i think im cool cuz i report people, awesome. YOU'RE THE MAN I BET U GET SOME ALLL THE TIME


You're a fucking asshole, just leave.
#11
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You're a fucking asshole, just leave.


Seconded.
#13
fourthed

guys if we don't quit this we're gonna end up with really small pieces.
#15
It certainly isn't a laughing matter, but that doesn't mean you can't laugh about it. There are jokes about everything.

EDIT: Don't worry about the guy insulting GiantRaven. He's a troll just trying to get a rise out of people. I figured you guys could at least figure that out.
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#16
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giant raven is a dork, "oooh im gonna report you cuz im a nerd and i have no life and i probly voted for obama cuz im laaame!!"

What the ****?!



I was certainly not expecting to read that...



edit: Threadstarter, grow up. Self harm is no laughing matter.
#17
Slitting wrists isn't funny, but I like Emo jokes. I tend to find a lot of jokes funny which in actual fact aren't funny, such as Jew jokes. (not HOLOCAUST jokes)
#20
I imagine it's a lot more personal to some people than the holocaust though?

Lots of teens on here, quite a fair few unhappy ones...

Yeah :/

EDIT: ..... either way, jokes existing about it or not, gtfo TS ^__^;;
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#21
automutilation isn't funny..
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#22
How about we scrap the self-harm jokes, and bring out the emo jokes? Because not all self harmers are emos, and hardly any emos are self harmers. Most "emos" around where I live get up really early to SQUEEZE into their tight jeans, then to draw cobwebs/stupid lines around their eyes, then spend a few hours trying to fix their fringe infront of their eyes, so that they look cool. They also listen to horrific music.
#23
^I was going to say that same thing, but I was just too angry to see something like this up. yeah I say go for the emo/troll jokes if you have any troll jokes. That makes me want to go on youtube and look up scenes from peer gynt now, thanks.
#24
so, some kid actually paid $500 for a spyder line 6
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#25
Wow, thanks for the jokes anyway I didnt ask for emo jokes I asked for self harm jokes, I know theirs a difference thats why I didnt ask for emo jokes.
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#26
^yes and we decided that they're not funny and you should be ashamed of yourself for thinking it is. It's a real problem, a lot of people have it, I've had friends I still worry about that did. It's just not a cool topic to joke about. I know I'm chastizing you for it which isn't a good idea either, but I just have to say it's not cool.
#28
I want to go on such a big emo rant right now, but I'll contain myself. Self harm is not funny and a serious problem. The Holocaust isn't even close to funny.
#30
self harm is funny, someone falling over is funny and thats acidentle pain.

These people are literally causing themselves pain, get some real ploblems, its a sad state of affairs when someone cant grow up.

People in New Orleans dont sit around cutting themselves they try to move on,
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#31
ehhhh well
why did the chicked cross the road? to get to the other side
holocost aint funny
#32
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self harm is funny, someone falling over is funny and thats acidentle pain.

These people are literally causing themselves pain, get some real ploblems, its a sad state of affairs when someone cant grow up.

People in New Orleans dont sit around cutting themselves they try to move on,

People in New Orleans might cut themselves, depression is a serious illness and a real problem. Depression and natural disasters are completely different things, but don't underestimate the effects of depression.
#33
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self harm is funny, someone falling over is funny and thats acidentle pain.

These people are literally causing themselves pain, get some real ploblems, its a sad state of affairs when someone cant grow up.

People in New Orleans dont sit around cutting themselves they try to move on,

wow do you know nothing about this, look cutting is somehow a way for people to cope, they do it because there is so much going on in their lives that they have no way to control their pain. So what they do is cut, they feel the need to have some handle on it, and it happens. the facts are that 1 in 15 teenagers have done it, and that's scary. You want to know why I know so much about it? I made a thread on it last night, it's very close to me, I have and had friends that did it, and it ruined their lives, I can't even find one of them anymore. I've looked for her all over but I just can't. This is no laughing matter, and I'm going to report you next time you say it is, I've asked you more than once to stop.
#34
mate you've got the wrong attitude. It LITERALLY cant make things better, Ive had friends do it and they do no attention so they stopped.

Its weird how hardly any adults do it, thats because they are mature enough to realize it doesn't help.
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#35
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mate you've got the wrong attitude. It LITERALLY cant make things better, Ive had friends do it and they do no attention so they stopped.

Its weird how hardly any adults do it, thats because they are mature enough to realize it doesn't help.

Adults do do it, you just don't hear about it as often. Teens have a harder finding a way to deal with their emotions than adults do. It's still a serious problem.
#36
It is a serious problem and people don't just do it for attention. Many people do it for attention, but most don't, so get over yourself and stop acting like you know what you're talking about.
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#37
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You're a fucking asshole, just leave.

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#38
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It is a serious problem and people don't just do it for attention. Many people do it for attention, but most don't, so get over yourself and stop acting like you know what you're talking about.


Actually most do it for attention, but I truly beleive there are many people out there who can't help it.

So... +1?

Idk. I'm going to go drink a soda. (Should've bought the advertising space, Coca-Cola.)
#39
^not most do it for that reason, most people keep it a secret and then somehow tell a friend and try to get them to help. Sure some people do it for attention, but look it's not always for that reason. Most people need a way out, and that helps sometimes. It really hurts more than it helps though, it can help for a tiny second when they do it, but after that it just makes life even worse... I've had this described to me many times by a good friend
#40
SELF HARM =/= HOLOCAUST!!!
Asshole. Also, self harm may not be a laughing matter, but some people do it for no reason. I.e. My girlfriend dumped me, I'm gonna cut myself. A decent reason would be something like this: I have abusive parents and my life is headed down a slippery slope and whatnot.
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