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#1
if you were beheaded and you could talk, what would be the one thing you would say in redemption?
dude, what about an actual solo in death metal instead of that poof from linkin park. Think of Pulse of the Maggots - Bed Of Razors


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#2
"What the **** was that?"
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#5
id prob say a cheesy pun, maybe like, "well i guess I ebtter head on out"
dude, what about an actual solo in death metal instead of that poof from linkin park. Think of Pulse of the Maggots - Bed Of Razors


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#10
I would launch into reciting "War and Peace", thus maximising my surviving time.
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#11
Nahnahnahnahnah, I'm not dead yet.
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#16
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id prob say a cheesy pun, maybe like, "well i guess I ebtter head on out"


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#18
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#19
Rosebud.....
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Polo shirt?

Sunglasses?

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#20
Is that the worst you can do?

I'm still alive, bitch.
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#21
"dude!!!! What The Fuck!!!!"
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You had to put a penis option.......

The results are now nulled due to this being the pit.... The home of penis watch wearers.


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Rust in peace invented food
he sure is one legit dude
don't let it get to your head

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#22
...


*Looks left*


*Looks Right*

*Rolls over to crotch on ex-body and starts licking*
"Punk is a state of mind, and no one can take that away from you."
#23
Quote by slann101
tis only a flesh wound...

"the black knight always triumphs!"
"what are you gonna do, bleed on me?"

to thread:
"get back here! I'll bite your legs off!"
#24
"is that what i look like lie'ing down?!?! JEEZ i need to get a but buster" lol
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Steve owns it again lol


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#25
'Hmmm.. well I.. hold up...... hmm... wait a seco..... yeah.. thats IS my ****ing body.. what the... ooooh I SEEEEE! yeah.. cheers...'
*dies*
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#26
id say this is a cheap rip off of the what would you say before god thread.
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#28
"why the hell are my pants down?" or "i can see up your skirt!"
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#30
Quote by Punks|Not|Dead
...


*Looks left*


*Looks Right*

*Rolls over to crotch on ex-body and starts licking*


Would that count as masturbation?
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#38
As Little Johnny beheaded Assface137, Assface looked up at the sky and with his last words he said...

Assface: BUTTSECKZ PLZ?????

*dies*
#39
"Lag"
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#40
Quote by slann101
tis only a flesh wound...

Ah hahahaha monty python


but in all seriousness I would probably have to say.

"So thats why you don't run with scissors?"
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