#1
hey guys another pointless random thread for you all
What should you not say at a gay bar (assuming your straight) and lets not get caught up on why your in a gay bar in the first place!!!

here are my suggestions:

"Can I Bum A Fag?" (asking for a cigarette)
"Can You Push My Stool in a bit?"
"F**K me its hot"

any suggestions from you?
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#5
how do you people come up with these scenarios?
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#7
considering my favourite pubs called the fawcitt inn, i have tio postit...


...their home cider is called the fawcitt inn cider. now say it out loud.
#8
"Hey this waiter just gave me some unwrapped Fudge..."


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#11
How 'bout some gay sex?
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#18
How about...."OMG you're from TQ and I'm from Newton Abbot, we are like totally 6 miles away from each other! "
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considering my favourite pubs called the fawcitt inn, i have tio postit...


...their home cider is called the fawcitt inn cider. now say it out loud.

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#20
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"this lesbian bar doesn't have a fire escape!"

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#22
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no self respecting hetero would be in a gay bar


actually my girlfriend goes to a gay bar with her sister and a bunch of their gay friends
#25
erm how about

pleez bend me overthis table now nd f*ck me as hard and fast as you can


thats just a bad thing to say anywhere
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Forget about her, she seems complicated. Who wants a girl who answers in riddles? I'm not the fucking sfinx.

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Woah, woah. Back the hell up.

Polo shirt?

Sunglasses?

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#27
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actually my girlfriend goes to a gay bar with her sister and a bunch of their gay friends



what the hell is your point
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#29
i have self respect and im straight ive been to a gay bar with gay friends, its not that bad cheap drinks and hot lesbians snogging here and there srsly
#30
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I don't think you'll find a self respecting hetero in a gay bar.


my roommate was in a gay bar in Prague for like 40 minutes before he realised where what it was (he didn't make much out of the "gaypride.com" banner on the wall behind the counter)
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#35
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what the hell is your point



they are makin a big deal out of striaght people going to gay bars