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i got home like an hour ago and my mom called me in to the livng room and the first thing i see is my strat and the head stock hanging off it because she was getting my dirty clothes and she knocked it over and it landed right on the headstock
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Last edited by Shayne777 at Mar 2, 2008,
#3
sounds like you are getting an equal or better guitar for free
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#6
the moral of the story is do your own ****ing housework you lazy bastard.
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#8
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sounds like you are getting an equal or better guitar for free

And if she doesn't give you one, guilt trip the **** our of her.
#9
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... So?


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#10
if this happened to any posters after the TS you would be bawling like a coke baby
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#11
You will ask her to buy you something like this:

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#14
buy a new neck ffs. It's not as if it's a neck thru
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#16
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Handstock?


Yeah, it's that hand that sticks out the top of your guitar. Derr, everyone's got one.
#17
Tell her it can't be replaced and that you need a whole new guitar. Then point her in the direction of a '69 strat to replace it, telling her it was the same as the one you had before. Then replace the neck on your old one, sell it and you have 1 very nice guitar and money for another one.
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#18
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#20
get her to buy you a new neck off of warmoth. and make it a damn good neck... one that most necks dream of being.
#21
So? If my mom broke my guitar I wouldn't be complaining if she has any decency she'll fix it or replace it for you
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#22
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You will ask her to buy you something like this:


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#24
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here's how it should go:

your mom: honey i broke your guitar while doing house work
you:mom it would be more expensive to fix it so we might as well get a new one
ym: ok

if it doesn't go that way throw in some vulgar language


If that don't work show her some Vulgar Display of Power........
#26
Not that big of a deal. Just buy a new neck. They're less than $100.

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#27
I didn't realise that that many people here were inconsiderate mongs. She was collecting your washing when she knocked it over, which implies that you had either left your washing lying about on the floor and/or you had left your guitar in a stupid place.

either way, it's your fault.

She should buy you a new neck and nothing more, and that's if she feels like it. She's not obligated to do anything. If you get her to buy you an entire new guitar, you don't deserve a mother like that.
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Yeah. people, like Lemoninfluence, are hypocrites and should have all their opinions invalidated from here on out.
#28
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Yeah, it's that hand that sticks out the top of your guitar. Derr, everyone's got one.


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#29
this thread is cool
one time my dad was fixing the buzz one my guitar when i plug it into my amp (he had to sauter the wires together because they were in the wrong spot in my guitar) and he got
it sooo dirty and it took me a while to clean it off...
#30
Better yet, get this guitar (singular):

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#31
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This'll teach you not to put your guitar in stupid places.

Uhm well once i found my guitar in the bathroom for sum stupid reasons i don't know....
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i do it a lot. ill be playin somethin and i forget to close my mouth... sometimes its really bad, slobber everywhere. i goes mostly over the neck, on the higher frets, and its really hard to get out from under the strings.
#32
Just ask her to replace the neck....
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#34
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this thread is cool
one time my dad was fixing the buzz one my guitar when i plug it into my amp (he had to sauter the wires together because they were in the wrong spot in my guitar) and he got
it sooo dirty and it took me a while to clean it off...



Not exactly the same problem...
#35
well am gunna go cry for a bit
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#36
Quote by Dethtallica
this thread is cool
one time my dad was fixing the buzz one my guitar when i plug it into my amp (he had to sauter the wires together because they were in the wrong spot in my guitar) and he got
it sooo dirty and it took me a while to clean it off...


I'm guessing your post is either a joke, or English isn't your first language?

Anyway, your mom shouldn't be the one getting your dirty washing for you...you should be putting dirty washing in the washing basket, or the washing machine etc.

It seems likely you put your guitar in a stupid place so either a) get a stand, or b) put it its case (none of my valuable/gigging guitars are left out of their cases whena t home) and if it was on a stand, it shows you put your dirty washing in a stupid place so in a way you deserve what you got and hopefully it's taught you a valuable lesson.

On the plus side, be thankful it wasn't a more expensive guitar you had and the way your mom sounds, I imagine she's finding the money to buy you one as we all comment on this.
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ur a bassiest u don't understand

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#38
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i do it a lot. ill be playin somethin and i forget to close my mouth... sometimes its really bad, slobber everywhere. i goes mostly over the neck, on the higher frets, and its really hard to get out from under the strings.
#40
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well am gunna go cry for a bit



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