#3
there once was a woman who swallowed a fly.
i dont know why she swallowed the fly.
perhaps she'll die.


write about that womans endeavours.
#4
Scan some pages from Catcher In The Rye. Write your name. Done.
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#7
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At first, back in February, I had a hunch I wouldn't like you Quailman, because 99% of the other Feb08ers were idiots.


My opinion has changed
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I remember that


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#13
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At first, back in February, I had a hunch I wouldn't like you Quailman, because 99% of the other Feb08ers were idiots.


My opinion has changed


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#14
Quote by bobbylong977
no like a few pages long and non fiction


if it aint fiction, why are youlookin for ideas??

~ Rob
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#17
cause nothing really exciting has heppend to me worth writing about
perhaps i should write a story about that
a story on how i couldnt write a story
#18
write a fantasy about a girl you want to go out with.

EDIT: now that i read the stipulations, write about a girl you've gone out with.
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#19
Write about cake. Not enough people write about that.
Derp.
#20
Quote by .Will.
Write about cake. Not enough people write about that.


And make it sensual. Women baking cake can be unbelievably sexy.
#21
k so it has to be a true story...

hmm?

alright, theres a band. no way sum1 on ug talked about a band! anyway there doing alrite, get gigs every weekend pretty much, lifes dandy.

problem:

every time after they play they go get drinks, and mingle with the audience.

singer, guitarists, drummer, sound guy, lights guy, rodies (alrite so maybe they dont have rodies) -> All get laid

bassist -> Sits at home depressed hoping one day he too will get some action.

he doesnt.

says, 'f*** this s***' goes looks for a new band. Hes a really good bassist, but for some reason only gets into a like Green Day tribute band.

ending 1: constantly booed of stage, eventually kills himself

ending 2: does get laid by green day lover, but forgets to practice safe sex. Gets AIDS. and from then on has a constant struggle to stop people finding out about it.

go for it

~Rob
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#22
Start it off with , "There once was a boat who liked to run on land"

Or just do acid, and write about what happened.
and i sit and wonder, falling under .