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#1
Yeah so umm long story short there's a fat ugly girl and she touches herself while thinking about my friend and I...... Yeah let that sink in a little....

She called up her best friend to tell her as well!

Who calls their friend and says "Hey guess what I just masturbated while thinking of two of your best friends "???

She's had a crush on me for like years.
What should I do?
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#2
Send her nudes.
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#4
stick it in her.

no, just be nice to her. kindly say, "i dont like you in that way, im sorry".

edit: only tell her that if the subject comes up. dont just tell her out of the blue.
#6
Is she still on the phone?

tell her that's weird, cause it is...
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#13
hahaha, im sorry for laughing at your problem but that made me laugh.


advice: confront her about it and say there wont ever be anything between you two, before it gets more complicated
#14
tell her you want to f*ck her then when she says really? say no and laugh. should get her off your back
#15
Yeah, but I've had a few chubs and uggos try and take advantage of me while I was drunk.

TRY being the key word. Don't let that **** slip past ya.
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tell her you want to f*ck her then when she says really? say no and laugh. should get her off your back


Do it.
#17
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Send her nudes.


Who's the kid who sent nudes to "crusty armpit" girl?

Now THAT was a good thread.
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#18
Next time your standing in front of her, grab a Twinkie, unwrap it, squish it, and throw it in the trash...then say " I hate twinkie's"

Then next time she's scratchin her vagina record, she will try to think of you and just picture nothing but you squishing the twinkie.


Problem solved,


ohhhh, or ask her out on a date, and tell her to meet you at the movies, and dont go...problem solved.
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oh man, seems as though i totally forgot about anal


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#19
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hahaha, im sorry for laughing at your problem but that made me laugh.


advice: confront her about it and say there wont ever be anything between you two, before it gets more complicated



Cant expect much else from pit-monkeys

Staying on topic : Falcon punch her then when shes bent down push her over and teabag her. She'll never masturbate over you again
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#21
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Send her nudes.


Kensai!

Are you still wasted?
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#23
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Who's the kid who sent nudes to "crusty armpit" girl?

Now THAT was a good thread.



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#25
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Yeah so umm long story short there's a fat ugly girl and she touches herself while thinking about my friend and I

There are some fairly crucial words that you should include in your thread titles.
#26
Maybe just touch her and think of yourself.


mix it up a bit, no one likes repetition.
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oh man, seems as though i totally forgot about anal


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#28
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Kensai!

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#29
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If you aren't great at having sex, then you should practice on her...


Thats not even funny.....

Who would stoop that low as to practice on land whales??

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#31
Are you 12 ?

It would flatter me to find out that anyone is interested in me like that. Just because she likes you doesn't mean you can't turn her down, or that you should be grossed out about it.

Grow the hell up.
#32
Tell her.."Please stop, it is distubing."

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Are you 12 ?

It would flatter me to find out that anyone is interested in me like that. Just because she likes you doesn't mean you can't turn her down, or that you should be grossed out about it.

Grow the hell up.


Hey hey, not to be shallow, but he should have some taste you know.....
#33
run away, fast. this happened to me last fall.
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#34
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hahaha, im sorry for laughing at your problem but that made me laugh.


advice: confront her about it and say there wont ever be anything between you two, before it gets more complicated

I don't blame you, even though im in the same situation as my friend i laugh at him as well.
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#35
no fat chicks
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#36
holy crap this thread is awesome!
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#39
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#40
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Tell her.."Please stop, it is distubing."


Hey hey, not to be shallow, but he should have some taste you know.....
What does she liking him have to do with his tastes ? He doesn't have to like her back. I would still be flattered even if I had no interest what-so-ever.
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