#1
okay so a bunch of my friends and i are out to lunch, and us guys started going through each other's wallets, looking at driver's liscences, ID's, reciepts, store cards, etc. it was three single guys and two single girls, btw.

so all of a sudden one of the girls asks "wait where're your condoms?"

and we're like "uhhh...why do we need condoms? we're lacking in the gf department..."

so she says "you never know what could happen. here."

so she pulls three condoms out of her purse and stuffs one into each of our wallets. we're just sitting around watching with the biggest "WTF" expressions on our faces. so then she looks at us, and says to me "i think you need an extra, just in case" so puts another one into my wallet. i am by far the least player-like of the three of us.

seriously, what the hell? i'm now walking around with two condoms in my wallet that aren't going to be used anytime soon, i can guarantee.
Songs!
Something's Changed
Frost

BC Rich Mockingbird Evil Edge
Dean Palomino Vintage Sunburst
Indiana Scout Acoustic in Sparkly Blue
Kustom Arrow 16DFX, soon to be a Vox Valvetronix 50
Dimebag Custom Crybaby
Fab Tone
#5
She probably poked holes in them and was waiting for the oportunity to release them on some unsuspecting fools.


I wouldnt use those, and i doubt she was implying that you guys need them cause your getting some, chicks just dont do that.


You should also look into finding out if that chick is a dude now that i think about that, cause no girl looks out for a guy in the condom department.
Quote by pmeg568c
oh man, seems as though i totally forgot about anal


Quote by visa
That made absoulutely no sense how do you tie your shoes in little nazi's?
#6
seeing as you just used the word player I don't think she needed to bother.
#8
ok, she is OBVIOUSLY either flirting with you big time or is making a joke that you are not going to get any, lol.
Fan of the Ottawa Senators

Quote by apak
My G string keeps slipping when i bend it.
Any suggestions?
#11
if you keep condoms in your wallet for too long they basically dissolve, so take them out.

its ok for women in their bags, they wont get too hot, but they will if they are in your pocket too long
The way to a girls heart is through her ribcage
#12
She was coming on to you, man. Go touch her breast.
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
Quote by The Madcap
[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

Quote by Kensai

Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

Quote by Dirge Humani
Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#13
they were coming on to you guys STRONGLY, maybe?
Quote by masterk1818
Ya well when i wrestle/play with my dog he sometimes jumps on my back and starts humping me. But should he be doing this if he is neutered?



Quote by InvaderTSN
Wrestle with him naked. He'll ruv you rong time.


flickr
Quote by SeveralSpecies

....no homo?
#14
I'd say go for it, if a girl is going to give you a condom shes going to do it for a reason.
#16
Maybe that was ur chance to make a move dude...maybe she's been giving out signs for ages u, jst being un 'player' like, didn't notice, ****ing newb :p

either that or she's taking the piss.

up to u to decide!
Professional Mixing available at request.

Everton FC
#18
She probably made holes at the tip so small that you cant see.
Quote by death101
ok heres the very sad deal i was wondering if there was any girls who love guitar and music
on here who live in california who are willing to go out with me
#19
fyi, we all thought of the "she wants us" theory. we were more skeched out, because it was in a crowded cafe.
Songs!
Something's Changed
Frost

BC Rich Mockingbird Evil Edge
Dean Palomino Vintage Sunburst
Indiana Scout Acoustic in Sparkly Blue
Kustom Arrow 16DFX, soon to be a Vox Valvetronix 50
Dimebag Custom Crybaby
Fab Tone
#20
Quote by arsonite
I think she wants to **** all of you.


And TS twice
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
Quote by The Madcap
[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

Quote by Kensai

Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

Quote by Dirge Humani
Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#21
The girl I like and who likes me back pulled out a ****-ring once and gave it to me...


ohai little sig.
#22
obviously, she wants to four-way with all of you, then you get whats left over after that.

BTW the fact she was carrying at lest four on her sounds a bit weird, maybe one or two, but four, maybe shes trying to see how much she can do it in one night, probably has a whole box of them in there. Id look into that if i was you
#24
hey at least girls talk to you. you're already doing better than about half the pit!
My sig used to be so awesome it got me banned
#25
I think we all know the solution.


BALLOON ANIMALS!!!!!!!!
My League of Legends stream
The morning will come
In the press of every kiss
With your head upon my chest

Where I will annoy you
With every waking breath
Until you, decide to wake up
#27
dont keep condoms in your wallet. they will wear, thus becoming ineffective.

ps

I heard Britney Spears is pregnant again. can someone PLEASE spay her?
Audio Ecstasy Productions!

Guitar/Backline Tech in the Los Angeles area and on tour!
Custom guitar pedals and cabling for stage and studio!

I set up DAWs and tweak computers to record audio. Hit me up @ audioecstasyproductions[at}gmail.com
#28
Quote by Your_Dad
hey at least girls talk to you. you're already doing better than about half the pit!

sad but true. if you actually knew these two, then you'd think i were doing even better.

i'm actually starting to think along with the rest of the people in this thread...
Songs!
Something's Changed
Frost

BC Rich Mockingbird Evil Edge
Dean Palomino Vintage Sunburst
Indiana Scout Acoustic in Sparkly Blue
Kustom Arrow 16DFX, soon to be a Vox Valvetronix 50
Dimebag Custom Crybaby
Fab Tone
#31
This sounds suspicious. Girls (in my experience) don't even like to give you a condom if they're going to have sex with you. They always try to make you use your own. Yay on the recent decision to drop tax on condoms in Ireland!
Metal Forum Popular Vote Winner!!!

Quote by webbtje
Quote by dead-fish
And you're obviously here because you fancy Phill.
Phill is a very attractive guy...

"I'm so tempted to sig that, Phill" - Sig it then

Unless otherwise stated, assume everything I say is in my opinion.