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#1
all right this is a weird problem and i thought the pit could come up with some hilarious solutions.

i have this friend (not really a friend, he tags along with my group of friends) and hes really awkward, hasnt ever been close to being with a girl. hes just weird and kinda creepy sometimes. my girlfriend hangs out in the same group of friends as me and recently hes been interfering. like for example about 7 people were watching a movie at someones house recently. my girlfriend and i are laying down on the floor and there are couches around us and some people like 10 feet away. he decides to lay down on the couch thats RIGHT next to us and watches us. we werent doing anything at the time but he does **** like that all the time and its really creepy.

what my girlfriend and i want to do is while he does something like that, we want to start doing something that would make him uncomfortable so he'll stop doing that. any creative or funny ideas?
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#5
Sounds like the appropriate situation for a Falcon Punch.
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#6
Act like you're going to tell him a secret, then stick your tongue in his ear. While feeling his package.
#7
where i'm from, we call those kinds of people GameKillers, umm just tell him to **** off ? if hes not really your friend...

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Ask him to join you.


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Suck her cock.


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Ask him to join you.


he probably would, hes creepy and lonely haha
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+1 One in the pink, one in the ass.


I think you mean one in the pink, one in the stink

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#16
barrel roll...?


or a serious one.

just have your gf put her head under the covers. dont even do anything (or hell, do if shes up for it) and watch his reaction. if he looks shocked just smile and give him a thumbs up For The Lulz.
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#18
stare at him. directly into his eyes, and try not to blink. don't smile or talk or anything...

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#19
hahaha to atla^^

+1 to the ask him to join you, but make sure you look at him all rude and sarcastically say what do you want to join us?
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I think you mean one in the pink, one in the stink



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#22
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Get him a girl friend or boy friend so he will have someone else to "cling" to.


that will never happen
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#23
Ask him to join you... then if he says yes, bend over and reveal your crack.

And if he continues then well >.> then you know it's time to get rid of him.
#24
just start making out & doing ****...either he'll stop looking or will drool all over himself... either way you can call him out for watchin you & your gf get it on & he'll leave b/c of humiliation or if he looks away you can rub it in his face later that shes your gf & he has no chance
#27
I agree with jbaker, sounds like the right thing to do, humiliate the hell out of him. Then if he doesnt leave you alone after that...


Kill his dog.
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#28
Have you tried telling him?

seriously, just tell him. that's all it takes sometimes.
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hahaha to atla^^

+1 to the ask him to join you, but make sure you look at him all rude and sarcastically say what do you want to join us?

thank you

me and my gf did that. well.... she did it to me becuase all my friends were joking about houw shell never screw me and we all (including me) know it (she agrees when they joke and then she disagrees later. i knwo its true)

she then pulled the blanket up over her head to put me in an embarassing situation. its always weird to look at all your friends who know its fake doig ulgar hand motions saying you should do it.

epic virginity fail
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Have you tried telling him?

seriously, just tell him. that's all it takes sometimes.


we tried. he doesnt get it
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#31
Alright dude. here's what you do. if he does that again. get you and your girlfriend on the cough and sit right next to him. and just intensely make out with eahcother and like roll over on him. and if he doesn't move just start having sex on him.
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Alright dude. here's what you do. if he does that again. get you and your girlfriend on the cough and sit right next to him. and just intensely make out with eahcother and like roll over on him. and if he doesn't move just start having sex on him.


i LOL'd at that one. especially the last part, ill have to try that hahaha
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#36
OH you and your girlfriend can start talking about monster craps you guys have had too.
#37
Tell him that you megaloathe him.
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#40
Act deadly serious and organise a fake 'group masturbation night' at your house and act offended if he declines.
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