#1
Lately I've been getting really constipated but I take benefiber. What do you think is doing this? If I take more, I **** more and it comes out like the size of my fist. What do I do?
#2
quit taking benefiber......youre probably having too much of it.

eat some laxatives and youll be better?
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Lately I've been getting really constipated but I take benefiber. What do you think is doing this? If I take more, I **** more and it comes out like the size of my fist. What do I do?


#4
Why come to the pit my friend? a doctor may be in order...or maybe some laxatives...or maybe a proper meal.
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drink lots of draft beer that always makes me get the bud mud the next day
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#8
UG IS NOT A DOCTOR!!!!

go see one.

seriously.
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#9
continuously chug water.

I had major constipation in hospital.

Laxitives did NOTHING.

6 jugs of water a day though, that'll do it.

Jobbies need water too.

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All the doctor does is put his finger up my ass and tell me to take more fiber.


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I'm going to need you to wait exactly one week, then come to my office. DO NOT DEFECATE DURING THIS WEEK, or you will die.
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All the doctor does is put his finger up my ass and tell me to take more fiber.

Well, I suppose if you're not into that, it'd be a bad thing.
You could try these things they have in the shop called vegetables.
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All the doctor does is put his finger up my ass and tell me to take more fiber.


Tell him to use 2 fingers.
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#16
Eat fruit. Fruit makes your stool watery.

Drink a lot of Apple Juice, also. Acidic drinks, like Tomato Juice and Lemon Juice and stuff, will help too.

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Quote by KileManA7X
Will Cranberry juice work?


Maybe. Not sure if it's that acidic. I know it's good for you, and it'll probably help you anyways.
But yeah, drink some shots of lemon juice and stuff.
Or orange, grapefruit, basically any tart tasting fruit juices will work somewhat.
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Like stated earlier, drink a lot of juice. Namely apple. I know from experience...
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#23
stop eating?
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Drink lots of beer and watch with delight at the black sludge leaving your anus the next day.
#26
Dude I hate when I have the pops that big, I've had one as big aroud as my fist and atleast a foot long. THAT was soo bad.

but just eat a lot of fruit and veggie, less cheese, and I think meat make your poo hard too so less of that also.
Ohh and Miniwheats work for me too.
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