Poll: WHO made Mike Huckabee?
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View poll results: WHO made Mike Huckabee?
Stephen Colbert
26 41%
Conan O'Brien
17 27%
John Stewart
13 20%
Mike Huckabee made himself
8 13%
Voters: 64.
#1
For you heroes of the Colbert Nation, you know of this long-time feud between big-time nighttime television show hosts.

For those who don't, it boils down to this:

Mike Huckabee is running for US President for the Republican party.

Stephen Colbert has had Huckabee on his show 3 times thus far, henceforth giving him the Colbert "bump", or increase in popularity.

Conan O'Brien, who has had Stephen on his show in the past, came on his show one night, claiming through the Transitive property, that HE, Conan, made Huckabee, because he had Colbert on his show.

Recently, John Stewart came onto the set of the Colbert Report, and announced that HE made Conan, after producing a video where Conan was a guest on a show formally hosted my Stewart on MTV, and therefore John Stewart made Huckabee


Therefore, I ask you, patrons of UG, immature, amateur, and intelligent heroes of America as you all are, to answer the new question of life:

Who made Mike Huckabee?

Was it:

Stephen Colbert?



Conan O'Brien?



John Stewart?



Or Huckabee, the mad bassist, himself?
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Last edited by yurfinlfntsy at Mar 2, 2008,
#3
Quote by gosteelers75
where is chuck norris on this poll?


Here he is
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#6
colbert always wins.
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#7
well, if you recall, conan delivered colbert and stewart, so im gonna have to go with conan

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#8
colbert used to be good, now hes just a big douche


john stewart MADE colbert
#11
Jon Stewart made the universe. He is the king of this kind of comedy, and can claim to have made whatever he fucking wants, and have it be true.
#13
Why does it matter who made Huckabee, when his surge in popularity was due in full to what political analysts call the 'Colbert bump'.
#14
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Jon Stewart made the universe. He is the king of this kind of comedy, and can claim to have made whatever he fucking wants, and have it be true.

hell yes
#17
Quote by yurfinlfntsy
Conan O'Brien, who has had Stephen on his show in the past, came on his show one night, claiming through the Transitive property, that HE, Conan, made Huckabee, because he had Colbert on his show.


well, kind of...
conan made huckabee through the transitive property via chuck norris (walker texas ranger), who conan has remade for this century and is a clear supporter of huckabee throughout his campaign
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#18
Colbert. I want that picture of him.
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#20
Quote by AngelOfHatred
Don't you need two people to make a person?



Stephen Colbert can impregnate a woman just by looking at her.

Or a man.

Never mind, I get your pun.
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#21
God= made everyone, Mike Huckabee= part of everyone, therefore, God made Huckabee.


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#22
Quote by Zeelod
God= made everyone, Mike Huckabee= part of everyone, therefore, God made Huckabee.

that made me laugh


if i wasnt supporting obama, it would be hillary, but if i was gonna go republican id DEFFINATLY choose huckabee over douchebag mcain, who seems to be a carbon copy of bush
#23
Huckabee's parents made him.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#24
Colbert. Who, is also John McCain.
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#26
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Colbert. Who, is also John McCain.



I forgot about that
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#28
colbert defnately made huckabee
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