#1
Ok so In Columbus, Ohio there are BUMS EVERYWHERE. But the point is each of these bums has their way of getting money. I was a Hives concert the other day and while I was outside after the show this crazyass bum and tells everyone "I'LL DO A STANDING BACKFLIP FOR A DOLLAR" and sure enough he did it and got a dollar. Honestly with that kind of talent this guy could be making bank by joining the circus or something.

I also hear some the same stories that piss me off too like "Can I talk to you? My car broke down and I have two kids in the car. I called my pastor....." and then some other garbage that he says which dosen't help him cause he stays in the same spot all day.


If you have any stories about Bums around in your area who do something special or say some kind of unique/funny catchphrase for money I would like you to post it. Then read other's and laugh.
Bums just need to get jobs and until they do they will be laughed at for the ways they try to avoid getting one.

Something like it is here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G4t6TFAkck
Last edited by BePete at Mar 2, 2008,
#5
When I was in San Francisco a couple years ago, a bum made my cousin cry because he peed on a tree.
#6
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Yea typo haha "at". Not bad. They kept the pace up the entire show. Lead singer is a little full of himself, but overall def a good show.
#7
I was in the loop in STL and there was a bum there, we offered him a soda and he was diabetic. Later on we saw him in churches chicken, he said he had a 59 les paul, and a bunch of other guitars at his house. I was like then why are you on the street begging for money, no awnser =[
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#8
mad ethem dance for money while getting rolling stones tickets. also a guy used to be a meter maid and found a bum with listerine and he started pouring it out and the bum cried
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#9
my sister threw a french fry at a bum once


btw i saw the hives live and they were great
#10
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my sister threw a french fry at a bum once


btw i saw the hives live and they were great


RIGHT ON!!!!
#11
I once saw a bum with a sign that said "Not gonna lie, I just need a drink." His honesty earned him my dollar.
#12
A bum around here makes his earnings by buying kids beer.

He won't be a bum for long.
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#13
I always thought Bumfights was an awesome website.
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#14
one time I was standing outside a venue chatting with friends, and a guy comes up and is like, "Hey, I just got out of jail and I need $2.50 for bus fair to get home. Can you guys help?"


Interestingly, $2.50 is also the price of a 40.
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#16
Once in San Fransisco, on Haight Ashbury, I saw two bums fighting over who was in who's part of the sidewalk. Silly ex-hippys


And for you people saying Bums should get a job, that really isn't an option for alot of them,but i'm sure a few can.
#17
There was this Cuban type guy at a gas station when I was pumping gas he came up to me and told me this long drawn out story about how that night he was hit in the head by a black person ( he made a lot of racist remarks) and all his money was stolen. Anyway as I was telling him I didn't have money (all I had was my debit card) he said that all he wanted was something for his family to eat. Being the kind samaritan that I am I bought him two meals from the Arbys at the gas station. I leave he's really thankful. Well about a week and a half/two weeks later me and some friends pull into the Wal-Mart. The man walks up to the car and gives the same exact story(I'm in the back seat) I ask him when all this happened(apparently he didn't remember me...go figure) and he said a day or two ago. I said, "Oh really? You told me this exact same story about 2 weeks ago" About this time he remembers who I am and he's like, "Hey you're that guy who bought me those chicken meals" I was like yeah, two weeks ago. He said no that was only a day or two ago remember. Anyway after a little more talking and giving him absolutely nothing, we go into Wal-Mart and apparently somebody was following us around but nothing happened. Anyway, thanks to that guy someday a homeless person actually in need is going to ask me for money and they're going to starve to death.
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I always thought Bumfights was an awesome website.


It's exploitation at it's worst. Sad, sad stuff and I seriously think that have a very obscured view of the world if something like that can entertain you.
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It's exploitation at it's worst. Sad, sad stuff and I seriously think that have a very obscured view of the world if something like that can entertain you.


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#20
hahahahaha this is funny!
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