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#1
Hey guys i havent posted in a while.

I'm just going straight to the point because im stressed as ****.

My GF hasent had her period in 1 and 1/2 months and idk im fretting, is it possible she just skipped it or am i ****ed?


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#2
i hope you have a coathanger.
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#3
don't panic, that happens sometimes....I think...


just get a test
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#4
Ask her to get tested. If it's positive, and she decides to keep it...Get prepared for a year of hell...With a two month interlude of horny pregnant chick sex.

Just remember, that if she does decide to keep it (I suggest not), she's not going to be herself. She's going to change, and she's going to hate your guts for absolutely no reason. Just stay out of her way, be supportive when she needs it, and don't be an idiot.

If she aborts, then she'll be depressed for a bit, buth then she should be okay.

If it's a false alarm, which I doubt, then just make sure you use your condoms.
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#5
Punch her in the ovaries.
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#6
I'll have the test on tuesday shes only 60% sure, btw im only 16...


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#7
My ex missed them all the time, when you stress, it takes longer, give it some time., it's not like it matters if she's pregnant anyways, finding out sooner isnt going to make the baby go away.
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#8
I hope to god she's not pregnant. I wouldn't want to know a kid is being raised by someone who can't:

A. Operate Google.
B. At least use the Search Bar.

Poor kid, probably won't be able to tie his own shoes until he's fourteen.
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#9
If she is on the pill, it is common to miss it. If she isn't see if she is under a lot of stress, that can delay it, but not by as much as you are saying-- an additional half a month. Get her a test.
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#10
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I hope to god she's not pregnant. I wouldn't want to know a kid is being raised by someone who can't:

A. Operate Google.
B. At least use the Search Bar.

Poor kid, probably won't be able to tie his own shoes until he's fourteen.



he's got a point...
Oh f*ck it,
I'm gonna have a party.
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I watched life turn into a TV show.
It was totally weird.
#11
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If she is on the pill, it is common to miss it. If she isn't see if she is under a lot of stress, that can delay it, but not by as much as you are saying-- an additional half a month. Get her a test.


Shes not on the pill and we never use protection but i pull out... I know im stupid as **** dont rub it in.


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#13
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Shes not on the pill and we never use protection but i pull out... I know im stupid as **** dont rub it in.



haven't you ever heard of pre-ejaculation?
Oh f*ck it,
I'm gonna have a party.
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I watched life turn into a TV show.
It was totally weird.
#14
dude pullout method doesnt work. PERIOD. case and point. get an abortion!!!
#15
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Ask her to get tested. If it's positive, and she decides to keep it...Get prepared for a year of hell...With a two month interlude of horny pregnant chick sex.


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#16
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Shes not on the pill and we never use protection but i pull out... I know im stupid as **** dont rub it in.

Famous last words.
#17
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haven't you ever heard of pre-ejaculation?

What.. Like.. When you jack off before hand so you can last longer?
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#18
i had a big scare once. it was about 2 weeks late, but then it happened. like a ****ing ton of weight off my shoulders!
#19
Quote by Triquad
Shes not on the pill and we never use protection but i pull out... I know im stupid as **** dont rub it in.


is it really that hard to buy condums? to be honest considering you dont use protection, its very possible shes pregnant. get a test and use your head next time.

i had a scare once to a couple years ago. we used a condum but i thought it broke. stress makes it a lot worse. thank god for the pill
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#20
Falcon Punch!!!!!!
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#23
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What.. Like.. When you jack off before hand so you can last longer?



No, stupid.

That's called a Pre-Jack. Sheesh.
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#24
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What.. Like.. When you jack off before hand so you can last longer?




no.....

the stuff that's released before you finish off...

that's the stuff that gets you...
Oh f*ck it,
I'm gonna have a party.
I had the blankest year,
I watched life turn into a TV show.
It was totally weird.
#25
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No, stupid.

That's called a Pre-Jack. Sheesh.

See, this is why I keep saying I need an older woman who knows what she's doing, because I don't.

Edit: I thought a Pre-Jack was the original Jack when a father names his son Jack, who names his son Jack, who names HIS son Jack.
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#26
I dont suggest an abortion. you were man enough to have sex so now man up and take care of your kid. If shes pregnant take good care of her
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#27
Damn, i was in the same situation as you, I'd just pull out, haha, well she got pregnant and my jamming pretty much came to an end, almost... lol, it isn't totally horrible, vunless she is psycho! haha
#28
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no.....

the stuff that's released before you finish off...

that's the stuff that gets you...



You're making things up.
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#31
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Shes not on the pill and we never use protection but i pull out... I know im stupid as **** dont rub it in.



Bad move.
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#32
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Like Wikipedia is a reliable source. Anyone can edit that.
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#33
meh atleast u had ur 2 minutes of fun.......


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#35
She's preggers. Have fun with that.
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#36
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You're taking me seriously! This is great. I'm off to bed.
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#37
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I hope to god she's not pregnant. I wouldn't want to know a kid is being raised by someone who can't:

A. Operate Google.
B. At least use the Search Bar.

Poor kid, probably won't be able to tie his own shoes until he's fourteen.


In fact studies show that children who's parents lack googling skills are 100% more likely to die before their 14th birthday.
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#38
Hence the reason why I soon learned that periods were the greatest thing, and everytime my girlfriend suddenly became a complete bitch to me for no reason, I knew it was all ok.
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#39
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In fact studies show that children who's parents lack googling skills are 100% more likely to die before they're 14th birthday.

Luckily, no one ever is 14th birthday.
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what's the point in being "philiosophical"?

Interesting question...
#40
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You're taking me seriously! This is great. I'm off to bed.



Lol...

I was just making sure you weren't running around with that attitude.

I know I'm an idiot
Oh f*ck it,
I'm gonna have a party.
I had the blankest year,
I watched life turn into a TV show.
It was totally weird.
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